FNAF SL ON CRACK: THE SEQUEL

4. HoW thESe h0Es diE

Baby

Baby: *Just walkin n drinking*

Manhole: *sUddenly opens*

Baby: Hey look, a manhole! :D *Jumps into the manhole* w0w dark

Manhole: *clOses*

Baby: D: Oh no! ... *slurps on slushie*

Sewer rat: Well hello there

Baby: Omg hello mr rat

Sewer rat: I'm female bitch ):c

Baby: idc ):c

Other rats: *appear*

Baby: :0

Rats: *kNock Baby out*

Baby: x_x

Baby: *Wakes up and is being cooked alive by rats* BITCH WTF-
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Ballora

Ballora: *Dancin*

Sum kid: hey lady

Ballora: wot?

Kid: you're ugly :)

Ballora: *cri*

Kid: omg I'm sorry-

Ballora: *suddenly kicks the kid across the country* :3

AngRy mUm: WtF did U do to my bBy

Ballora: Did you not see me kick it?

Angry mum: Yes >:(

Ballora: Then why are you asking? ._.

Angry mum: Idk but you hurt my bby

Ballora: He deserved it-

Angry mum: *sCreams and throws a bucket of mayonnaise on Ballora*

Ballora: NOOOOO!! MY WEAKNESS *dies*
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Ft Freddy

*At a hotdog eating contest*

Host: On your marks.. get ready.. GO!! :D

Ft Freddy: *slowly starts eating* :3

Guy: you're supposed to eat quickly-

Ft Freddy: why would I eat quickly? ._.

Guy: because you gotta

Ft Freddy: hmm.. nAh, free food c:

Guy: but that's not how you compete-

Ft Freddy: *eAts the guy* :3 yUm

Host: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! ):c

Ft Freddy: *hoovers up the host t00*

Random guy: KILL IT! *tries shooting Freddy with a tranquilizer dart, misses* :'c I suck

Ft Freddy: oOh *eats dart* tastes like chicken :3 *suddenly diEs*
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Ft Foxy

Ft Foxy: *At a strip club*

Person: *on stage dAncing*

Ft Foxy: Omg I wanna dance too :0

Person: tuu bad loser c:(

Ft Foxy: how rUDE

Person: hA

Ft Foxy: *gets mAnaGer like the Karen he is*

Manager: wots going on here? .-.

Person: the metal furry wants to dance

Manager: oh. Ma'am you can't dance on stage-

Ft Foxy: I'm not a woman ):c

Person: hAha

Manager: well you are now c:

Ft Foxy: ):c I'm going on stage

Manager: no you aint, buster

Ft Foxy: Just watch *jumps on stage in platform heels and dances*

Person: ):c

Ft foxy: Hell yeah I'm hot as hell- *Slips and hits head*

Manager: o no

Ft Foxy: *ded*
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Ennard

Ennard: *Slithering around in a supermarket*

Sum random guy: OMG A SNAKE D:

Ennard: SnAke?! W H E R E ?!

Random guy: *Runs and sCreams*

Ennard: WHERE'S THE SNAKE?!

Other people: EW SNAKE

Ennard: *UNHOLY SCREAMING*

Employee: NO SNAKES ALLOWED! >:c

Ennard: WAT?

Employee: g e t o u t

Ennard: :'( but I'm just getting groceries

Employee: *feels bAd* okay fine.

Ennard: :D

Ennard: *Tries to put groceries on conveyor belt, gets sucked under the belt*

Employee: OH MA GAWD *eats popcorn, watching*

Ennard: *MORE UNHOLY SCREAMING*

Ennard: *Ded*
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Bam, there you go c:

I hope everyone's feeling okay today! I'll see yall nerds later c;

Also, if anyone has any ideas, feel free to tell me and I'll create a new chapter based around them :)