Chapter 16- Icey Water Challenge

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Chapter 16- Icey Water Challenge

Its getting annoying now. Ugh! Can't they just get over themselves and go to hell? I'm so gonna ignore them.

"One second, let me get the money" I say to the pizza hut guy and close the door to two shocked faces.

Why are they even shocked? By the way the have been treating us, they should have seen this coming. No wonder their names are Assholes. I just hate them. right now especially. And the fact that they pop up at our place at anytime they want makes me want to hate them even more. If that's even possible.

I mean, seriously, one joker wasn't enough so he got his lover along. I'm pretty sure they're gay. They look gay, together. But they'er not. Sadly. I wish they were. But then every girl would be like, in their annoying squeaky voices, "OMG, why is every hot guy gay? This is so unfair!" (and yes im admitting that they are hot because, come on, have you seen them?) But then I would be like, "No, its a good thing. They dont deserve a girl, they deserve each other. Because both of them are assholes." And then the headlines of all the newspapers will be, "Asshole 1 marries Asshole 2"

I mean, look, they even have the same names! They were made for each other!

Hahaha... I'm so evil...

Oh right, the money.

I go to my room to get the money and return a few seconds later to see Gaby's bedroom door slam shut.

Okay...

Oh well, pizza's awaiting!

But wait, stupid assholes are awaiting too. Damn it! But hunger beats hatred. I go back to the door and find only the pizza hut guy standing there with an uncomfortable face. Guess the Assholes finally came to their senses and went back to hell. I smile and take the two pizza boxes out of the pizza hut guy's hands and hand him over the money, mumbling a thank you.

"All I need is a little pizza in my life. All I need is a little cheese in the dark. A little but I'm not hoping I might not fart. Me and my pizza filled cart." I sing to the tune of Me and My Broken Heart and go to the kitchen to pick up two plates. I take the plates to the living room only to see...

"Dude, you do realise that we're watching a disney movie, right?" Zack asks Brooklyn, not taking his eyes off Maximus with a sword in his mouth fighting a very weirded out Flynn Rider who has a pan in his hand.

"Yeah, I know. Now shut up." Brooklyn replies, shifting a little to get more comfortable on Sofie.

"How the hell did you two idiots get in?" Because as far as I can remember, I closed the door.

Or did you?

Not the time, Gungun. Not right now.

"Brooklyn knows how to pick a lock." Zack whispers, as if Tangled was actually a live show and he didn't want to disturb the actors acting.

Brooklyn then looks at me and grins like a fat kid before he/she gets his/her hands on his/her ice cream.

I roll my eyes. Of course he knows how to pick a lock!
No wonder Gaby is upset. The pair of assholes are here.

I'm not even going to try and make them get out because I know they won't even move a centimeter.

So, I just take the pizzas and the plates to Gaby's room. I knock on door and I am replied with a "Go away. I hate you!"

"Hey, it's me."

I hear shuffling behind the door and seconds later its open with a very angry looking Gaby. "Come in before they do." I do as I'm told and enter the room closing the door behind.

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