The real Trump

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It was a normal Saturday morning, Trump was in his room doing squats trying to look like he actually did something with his life til a Idea came in mind

"IM GONNA RUN FOR PRESIDENT" Then Mr. Potato head came in

"DONT! NO! PLEASE!" He screamed out then Mrs. New booty began to play as Trump began to throw it back like his mama made it (cus she did)

"DONALD! TURN THAT DOWN OR YOU GET THE SLIPPER" Trump hurried to his volume and turned it down. Then Mr. Potato head started laughing

"YOUR IN YOUR 50'S AND STILL DO WHAT YOUR MOMS SAYS!? HA!" Trump got mad and his orange cheeks turned red then he grabbed Mr. Potato head and bit part of the potato out and ate it.

"Potato man you taste nasty nasty nasty go take a bathy bath" Trump said as he throw Mr. Potato head out of the room and into the bathroom.

"AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH?" Mr. Potato head said as he was thrown into the bathroom.

//time skip 1 week//

Trump was currently on top of a light pole on a busy street and was throwing it back again while wearing a diaper for some reason? Anygays he was yelling out

"VOTE FOR ME OR IM TAKING THIS DIAPER OFF" to everyone that had they're window down.

People began to vote for him quickly cus they dont want they're eye's ruined by a orange saggy grandpa butt. 

"ahhh yes, I will be president soon" he said while watching the votes polls rise as he was competing against Shrek.

No one knew how it happened, Shrek was gonna win but some how Trump was. Everyone liked Shrek more and no one would go to those weird things where you listen to them lecture for a long time. AnygaYSSSS!!

Trump had won and was now the president. He was standing in front o the camera speaking to one of those new reporters in front of the camera.

"So Mr. President Trump why did you run?"

"Because i have nothing to- I mean because i want to make America great again and I have nothing to make it great so I ran"

"And what did your wife think about this?"

"He- i mean she said that she'll be proud if i win"

"Ok thats all now lets talk to Shrek"

The person said and then ran to Shrek who was holding Donkey up by his tail.

"I almost gave away that i have a husbo"

and now...

It all really starts....

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lord- what am i doing-