So, once upon a time there was this big ass flying taco man called God. God created the world in six days... or did he??!!?1!?!!!?11/1/1/1/1/1//1/1!?1!? Well, people seem to think he did because of this stupid ass book called the.... bibliotheque? Yeah, that sounds right. Anyway, what the bibliotheque DOESN'T tell you is that it actually wasn't Adam and Eve. See, God was drunk that day, so he couldn't see very well. Gabe the angle tried to take over that day, but God turned him into an acute one so he couldn't reach the creating supplies or whatever they did to make the world or whatever shit.
So, while Gabe the angle was crying in his croc closet like usual, God created Adam and Eve... or so he thought. Basically what happened was he accidentally hit the letters 's' and 't' while he was trying to type 'Eve,' and so became the first two men on earth, Adam and Steve, and so begins our story.
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Adam and Steve
RandomThis is a crackfic, and will be poking fun at christanity and the bible. I mean no harm, except to the Karens. Yeah, you know the ones. Proceed at your own risk.
