Adam and Steve

The Punishment

So, God the big ass flying taco man was really angry because he said not to touch the goddamn tree and that's exactly what Bobathan did the little shit. Anyway, Adam and Steve were really scared because, and I quote, " brought you into this world, can take you out of it" because that's literally God. 

So, God was angry, they were scared, yeah. But where was Lucy in all this you ask? Well he did all this so he could sneak back into heaven and make out with Gabe the angle because they loved each other, but God had sent Lucy to get sunburnt to hell and back because they got into this big ass fight so only once every billion trillion years can Gabe and Lucy have fun and make out. SO REALLY, GOD IS THE CULPRIT :0

But no one hates him except Gabe and Lucy. 

But anyway, back to the story.

"YOU LITTLE SHITS. I TOLD YOU NO. BUT YOUR STUPID ASS KID DID IT ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!" God shouted with his extremely angry voice from the one tiny ass cloud in the sky that could only be heaven.

"But he's just a kid, he didn't know" Said Adam, the lazy one who didn't feed Bobathan since last week. "YEAH- wait why am I defending that little shit? I hate it." Said Steve, the one who hates Bobathan. He had wanted an abortion but Adam wouldn't let him.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU LITTLE SHITS SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM, BUT YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU WILL  P A Y."

They wouldn't know it until they left that place, but it was an exttremely........c r e a t i v e........        punishment.

So, Adam, Steve, and Bobathan left because they knew that they couldn't stay longer or God would give them an  E X T R E M E  punishment. And they didn't want that. So they packed their stuff in their tiny ass toyota that only screamed "tOyOtA, lEtZ gO pLaCeZ~!" instead of actual car noises and went on a big ass road trip. As they left, from the one tiny ass cloud in the sky that could only be heaven, they heard this;

"GABE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH SATA-" "Fuck off, old ass bitch"

And they lived happily ever after.

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Note: All credt for the toyota goes to my friend Kalarios, who is not on wattpad but he exists. He's awesome btw and if any of you say he's not I will personally murder you.