💌Peaxhy's Book of Davesport Oneshots💌

Dave what the fuck

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thanks alot Skittles, now I've got the hc that Dave likes cbt. g r r

also, this isn't really a ship, just something stupid me and my friend came up with and I wanted to write to torture her more.

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Walking into the saferoom, Dave made quick eye-contact with the suit atop of the work table, fumbling with his fingers.

"Would be a shame if someone... perhaps, used it for non-work related reasons-" he said, as he strided over towards the table.

Looking back towards the door, to make sure no one was coming, he quickly slipped the suit onto himself, making sure to untighten the springlocks to the point to where they would hurt him, but not completely crush his body.

Flipping down the mask, and hopping onto the table, Dave awaited for what was about to happen.

Soon enough, he felt a springlock come in close contact with his inner thigh. He slightly grunted, not being fazed by it. Another springlock came into his thigh, and one into his arm. Only then did he let out a small moan, pleased by what was happening.

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Jack peeked behind him, slightly opened the saferoom door to get suited up for the stupid kiddins.

Walking in, all he saw was Dave's suit sitting ontop of the table, until he heard a moan from inside, and a fist slam onto the table.

"Dave, what in the holy- jebus christo, man-" Jack managed to stutter out whenever a surprised aubergine pop his head out of the suit, sweating from what was happening.

"Oh shit, whaddup, S-sportsy. Didn't think we'd be meetin' up, especially with me like this..."

Dave looked around frantically, trying to hide the fact that he was basically using a springlock suit like a sex toy.

"Whatever, whatever, just get correctly suited up and get out of here." the tangerine replied, looking downwards.

"Alright, Old Sport. See ya' out there!" he said, slipping his head back into the springlock to correctly get in.

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A/N

I'm sorry, dear readers, that you have to experience me and my friends weird thoughts of the kinks we believe Dave has 😩