Shrek x toothpaste

How thy met

Shrek walking inside Walmart, his manly abs showing though his shirt.
He looks around and catches eyes with his mortal enemy cardboard cutout.
Cardboard cutout was 7 feet tall and was a cardboard box .
"What are you doing here shrek" cardboard cutout yells so loud it kills orphan kids.
"I'm not here for you chad" shrek said with his sexy lips, "I'm simply here to buy some carrots!".
"What ever you say SeNpAi?!??!?" Cardboard cutout gasped.

Shrek walked away on his teeth.
Him and cardboard cutout used to be best friends, but then cardboard broke into shreks house and and killed his parents with a hat.
And that was why shrek was so afraid of hats.

Shrek snappec our of his thighs and got back to finding carrot.
He soon realized however that he could not reed. So he got lost in the store.
Then he saw the moist beautiful thing he ever see.
It was a teetcypqste. It was so sexy and it's cap was big.
It was really filled with teethpaste.
Shrek couldn't resist the teethpaste so he shoplifting it.
Shrek soon forgot about the carrots as he walked out of wallllmt with the stolen sexy teethpaste.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!