Beautiful Human

Two: Friends

April 22, 9:37 AM

The Marvelous Zim
HELLO FEMALE HUMAN
The Marvelous Zim
I AM HERE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROTECTION YESTERDAY

The Female Human
HEY  THERE ALIEN BOY

The Marvelous Zim
EH!? WHAT

The Female Human
Sorry, that was mean :(

The Marvelous Zim
...OkAY
The Marvelous Zim
WELL I HAVE DECIDED
The Marvelous Zim
TO BE ..FRIENDS
The Marvelous Zim
WITH YOU

The Female Human
Um, okay.
The Female Human
I'll be your friend
The Female Human
:P
The Female Human
DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO INSULT DIB

The Marvelous Zim
Yes

The Female Human
And I can see your dog!?

The Marvelous Zim
That's right

The Female Human
☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

The Marvelous Zim
YES
The Marvelous Zim
BE HAPPY HUMAN
The Marvelous Zim
BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU
The Marvelous Zim
JUST SIGNED YOURSELF UP FOR

The Female Human
Oh damnnnn
The Female Human
I think I know

The Marvelous Zim
WHAT

The Female Human
Are you gonna yell a lot irl
The Female Human
I have a feeling you will

The Marvelous Zim
Now!
The Marvelous Zim
Inform me about yourself, Human

The Female Human
Ehhhhhhhh There's not much to tell
The Female Human
I'm 15, have a dog (but you already know that), have a viel-tail male betta fish called Leonidus, annnnnndddddd
The Female Human
I like (f/c). Does that work?

The Marvelous Zim
It is good enough for now!
The Marvelous Zim
What is (f/c)?

The Female Human
Oh it's candy. I loooveeee sugar :P

The Marvelous Zim
Oh
The Marvelous Zim
WHAT HAPPENS NOW

The Female Human
Welllllllllllllll
The Female Human
We can do something after school? Friends usually hang out :)

The Marvelous Zim
YES
The Marvelous Zim
WE SHALL
The Marvelous Zim
HANG OUT

The Female Human
This class is so boringgggggkfkfkfksksjsnxjdj
The Female Human
Who even hired Bitters!?
The Female Human
And I though she was an elementary school teacher!?!?
The Female Human
Why is she in middle school with us!

The Marvelous Zim
I don't know
The Marvelous Zim
It's true that she making this classroom even more boring than Elementary School

The Female Human
Oh also
The Female Human
Dib is glaring at you
The Female Human
Should have been expected lmao
—————
Zim found himself slowly putting his cellular device down and turning his head to his left, staring two seats down to see that Dib was, in fact, full on glaring at him.
It wasn't strange to Zim, however, because everyday for the last two years he's been getting dirty looks from the boy.
Zim couldn't care less, especially now that he had you as protection. Along with the fact that he could study platonic feelings with you.
He would use Gir but, the robot simply got on his nerves.
And he wanted to test it out on humans.
He never thought he'd be on Earth for as long as he has been, especially without even finishing Phase One of his evil plan.
I wonder what I could use (Y/N) for.. He thought to himself, looking away from the nerdy human and down at his table before he slowly turned his head to his right.
You were sitting a row behind him, and two seats away from him.
The brief thought that maybe if he got to get closer to you, he may finally be able to show someone his Irken self willingly, with you accepting him for his own self.
He was also considering just quitting his role as an Invader and just living his life on Earth, the vague feeling that The Tallest weren't planning on going to Earth dawning on him.
But he pushed the feeling away, putting all his faith on his leaders.
The teacher, who was Ms. Bitters from elementary school, was going on and on about how there was no point in even trying and that everyone should simply quit school as well as their lives in general.
Maybe after school he could try to find a way to drown everyone on this planet with melted chocolate.
His phone buzzing caught his attention.

The Female Human
Should we go get ice cream or do you wanna go somewhere else?

Yes, he had forgotten about his plans to hang out with you after the school day ended.
Unsure of what to request, he simply decided to agree.
He had tried ice cream once, Gir had bought a few tubs of many flavors, and found himself slightly enjoying the cold treat.
Vanilla seemed to taste the best in his opinion, not overly sweet like the other flavors but not tasteless at all.
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The Marvelous Zim
Uhh
The Marvelous Zim
Sure, human
The Marvelous Zim
NOW
The Marvelous Zim
I DEMAND THAT YOU
The Marvelous Zim
ENTERTAIN ME

The Female Human
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Female Human
Wanna play a question game? Or Would You Rather?

The Marvelous Zim
Explain what
The Marvelous Zim
Would you Rather is

The Female Human
Exactly how it sounds like
The Female Human
We tale turns asking each other, if we'd rather do one thing or the other
The Female Human
Usually it's harmless dumb things while other times it's pretty deep or gross

The Marvelous Zim
I demand an example!

The Female Human
Oh okay
The Female Human
Would you rather bathe in fudge or caramel?

The Marvelous Zim
That's disgusting

The Female Human
I know but it's just for fun and to know what someone may do in situations

The Marvelous Zim
Oh
The Marvelous Zim
WELL
The Marvelous Zim
I DEMAND THAT YOU START

The Female Human
Lmao okay, Zim
The Female Human
Would you rather wear a dress for a day or stand in the rain for six hours

The Marvelous Zim
EKGJDKDJSKDJDKSKSHJXKSOSIDJS
The Marvelous Zim
Wear a dress
The Marvelous Zim
The filthy water here makes my skin burn

The Female Human
Is that part of your skin condition?

The Marvelous Zim
Yeah

The Female Human
:/ Sorry, Dude

The Marvelous Zim
NEVERMIND THAT
The Marvelous Zim
IVE GOT A WOULD YOU RATHER FOR YOU
The Marvelous Zim
Would you rather be drowned in chocolate or obliterated with lasers

The Female Human
........

The Marvelous Zim
.......

The Female Human
Drowned in chocolate
The Female Human
At least it'll be a sweet death :/
The Marvelous Zim
Oh that makes sense
The Female Human
The lunch bell is about to ring
The Female Human
I'll see you after school, Zim
The Marvelous Zim
Yes
The Marvelous Zim
Goodbye, Human