MEMORYTALE --- Your Best Friend (Undertale AU)

My Prank Call Backfires

Frisk did some puzzles, enough said.

I ignored the puzzles lost in thought.

Frisk gave me many weird looks.

But I wasn't being that Kind to her and deserved it.

I still was annoyed.

My issue with those memories is that they.. didn't fit. The first one seemed normal enough, the second one was weird, because of monster don't live on the mountain, but under it. and the third one... well... I didn't understand anything from it, but it seemed like someone LOADed a file or RESET and was expecting everything like normal, and it happened as they wanted. But it couldn't be all me...

Could it? Maybe before monsters were down here I visited them, then I loaded and saved files and did it again like the third one... but that second one needs more context to make sense in any way shape or form. Maybe if some details weren't blurred out and mangled it would be easier, but hey got something to work with. Then I remembered the other part of my Memory. I pulled out my SOUL again, But Frisk entered a fight, and I lost my concentration

*But nobody came

I continued looking at my SOUL, trying to find the pink tint I saw

*But nobody came

I saw sometimes it flicked pink but not as bright or as much as the memory.

*But nobody came

All I wanted was to be normal, right?

*But nobody came

So why was that so hard?

*But nobody came

"Chara," Frisk said, breaking my thought bubble, "Pick a way for me to go," I pointed away and we went there and found a Toy Knife.

"+3 AT," I said, "Equipt it, I'll make it easier to enact Justice against the underground. And be Patient, we'll find something else better soon," Frisk obediently nodded and picked it up. She shoved her stick in her bag and then equipped the Toy Knife.

"Something better you want? while you were dosing off I found this!" Frisk holds up a Faded Ribbon.

"Hey! +3 DF, put it on," Frisk tied the Ribbon on her neck.

We left the room and walked down the other path.

"Oh dear, that took longer then I thought it would," Toriel voice rang out. She pulls out her phone to call Frisk, and then she saw Frisk.

"My child, how did you get here?" Frisk waved out her arms in jazz hands

"Magic," Frisk said, grinning. Toriel chuckled.

"Are you hurt?" Toriel asked.

"Meh, the only thing not intact is my sanity,"

"Not a scratch... Impressive! But still... I should not have left you alone for so long,"

"I'm fine, Mom," Frisk said, smiling. Frisk followed Toriel into her home. Toriel then proceeded to tell her to go to bed and gave her a pie in the middle of the night, which isn't creepy at all.

I decided to steal Frisk's phone round 2.

And this time, I called someone, which was nice. Prank calls sound fun.

"911 what's your emergency?" the voice on the other end asked. I did not dial 911

"No, this isn't 911" I responded.

"oh, um... pizza hut can i take your order?" the voice responded

"Screw you,"

"no screw you,"

"This conversation is getting nowhere,"

"great, then sleep," The voice said.

"No, you sleep,"

"no, you"

"you"

"You"

"you"

"So... Now I'm having a conversation with a stranger telling each other to sleep, and I thought this day couldn't get any better?"

"heh, fair,"

"Okay, but sleep, please," I responded

"fine, night... what's your name?" the voice asked, I decided that a fake one would do.

"Cameron"

"well, i'm sans, sans the skeleton,"

idk

this story is run by last-minute decisions

also, don't question why sans can hear chara

maybe because of plot

maybe because phones are magical things

Also, If you missed it, Memorytale is on Ao3 too! 

The link is on my comments ;)

Also Sans and Chara are prank masters try me-