MEMORYTALE --- Your Best Friend (Undertale AU)

Oh hey didn't I prank call you earlier? Yea that was Fun

WARNING FOR A DIRTY JOKE BECAUSE CHAIR NEEDS TO STOP

"How the heck does it snow underground?" Frisk grumbled. I smirked. I was a ghost, so I didn't feel the chilly breeze on my back so that was nice. Frisk, on the other hand, was shivering.

"I didn't know it could snow underground, I think that's pretty cool," I said, smiling.

"Pun intended," I giggled.

"Funk off," Frisk groaned.

"Nah I'm good,"

"Funk you,"

"I'm a ghost,"

"What?"

"I would gladly do that, but you see I can't exactly... you kno-"

"Chara. This is why you have no friends,"

"Love you too~," I grinned. Making Frisk want to murder me is fun. Even while I'm making jokes, I couldn't help but hear some snow crunching.

"Stop. Moving," I told Frisk and I heard a stick crunch in the distance.

"WHAT THE!" Frisk screamed. I groaned, what I time to be followed. We kept walking. And I kept hearing the snow crunch behind me. A bridge was ahead and Frisk was about to walk past it when.

"Human," Funk funk funk funk! I cursed inwardly.

"Don't you know how to greet a new friend? Turn around and shake my hand,"

"Run," I grumbled, Frisky though ignored me, and turned around and shook his hand.

PFFHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Oh gosh why?" Frisk said. I was laughing

"heh, the ol' whoopie cushion in the hand trick, it's always funny," Frisk straight-up stared at him.

"No it's not," She countered

"It is," I responded. Frisk, unable to talk to me, without looking like a dork, glared at me.

"heh, better than saying nothin', anyway my name is sans, sans the skeleton," Sans said. Oh hey, didn't I prank call you earlier?

"i'm supposed to be out lookin out for humans, but tibia honest? I really don't care for catching one of your kind," Sans shrugged, "but my bro on the other hand? he really wants to capture one of your kind, like REALLY, so, lets just um," Sans snuck a look at Frisk's hands, they were covered in dust, a reminder of her sins.

"What?" She asked

"nothing, let's just keep going," he said, shoving his hands in his pockets even more violently.

"What was that, Chair?" Frisk asked, adopting the nickname.

"Nothing Frisky, absolutely nothing," I responded with a frown. He knew something, I could tell that. I just didn't know how much he knew.

The dust could mean many things, like not washing her hands, but it seemed like he knew what it implied.

Come on Chara! Everyone in the Ruins is dead because of you, I scolded myself. This dust should be on your hands, not hers.

Heh.

I can be quite hard on myself.

Frisky kept walking on and then Sans said.

"kid, my brother is coming this way, maybe you should hide behind this conveniently shaped lamp," I looked at the lamp, that was a mirror of Frisk. Weird, but convenient. Frisk didn't move.

"or i guess this is fine too,"

"It better be," Frisk said. I gave Frisk a look.

"Hey, Frisk,"

"Hmm?" Frisk attempted at not alerting Sans.

"Pass me your phone, I'll go behind the lamp," I said, and Frisk passed me her phone, I glided across the snow and waited.

"ok, well don't say i didn't warn you," Sans shrugged

"DIDN'T WARN WHO, BROTHER?" A tall skeleton waltzed into view, his armour looked, well, revealing, and

"oh hey, bro," sans grinned

"DON'T 'HEY BRO' ME," the tall skeleton shouted.

"oh okay, wassup bro?" Sans said. I started dialling his number, It looked like Frisk needed a way out of this mess.

"YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP, ITS BEEN-" but Papyrus got interrupted by some song playing out of Sans' coat pocket.

"heh, let me pick up, sup cameron,"

"Nothing much snas... Did I really say that?" Sans started laughing

"snas, that's a new one," he laughed. Papyrus, the only one who didn't know what I said, sounded confused. Frisk also looked confused, Neither of us know the magic that the phone had that allowed Sans to hear me and I didn't think I wanted to know.

"Let me try that again, Heya Snas, how's life been,"

"nothing much, camera," Sans responded. I laughed

"Well, anything interesting happening?" I asked. Sans looked down at Frisk right in front of him.

"absolutely not," Sans said, still staring at Frisk

"Heh, are you sure about that?"

"...yup,"

"WELL WHILE YOU ARE TALKING WITH YOUR 'FRIEND' I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL GO RECALIBRTE THE PUZZELS, NYEH HEH HEH!" Papyrus stormed off. Mission accomplished.

"Got it," I said, full of DETERMINATION.

"well, camera, i have a question for ya," Sans asked

"Hmm?" I said

"i know almost everyone in the underground, but i have no idea who you are," Sans questioned. I could see Frisky getting worried.

"Ahh, well... I'm from the Ruins,"

"oh, okay, anyways, my bro is going to recalibrate the puzzels, and i would hate for something to break, so i got to go, camera,"

"Bye, Snas," I said and hung up Frisk's phone. I'll give it back to her, I figured that Snas and Papyrus would see a flying phone.

"well, that's my bro for ya," Sans' eternal grin seemed to lift up a bit while talking about Papyrus.

"He seems pretty cool," Frisk said.

"heh, he's just as cool as the weather out here. anyways, you should head towards the village, you'll be able to warm up there," Sans told Frisk. Frisk nodded as in to show she was listening and started walking.

"another thing," Sans called out, "you know how my bro wants to capture a human? so if you would keep pretending to be one, that would really make his day," Sans asked. Frisk and I kept walking along, pretending that we didn't hear the 'pretending'.

Sans knows something, I can be sure about that I decided. I just needed to know everything he knew. Frisk kept walking along the path.

It was lonely just the two of us. Walking in the snow. Covered in Dust.