MEMORYTALE --- Your Best Friend (Undertale AU)

On days like these

Monster SOULS are made of Love, Hope and Compassion. That might explain the lack of those emotions inside the SOULess being. It seemed when he became SOULess, those emotions were muted to the extent of non-existence. It always felt like if he could just find Chara it would all go back to normal.

He just had to leave the Smiley Trashbags house.

Now what happened to get to the flower, in the short about of time was he couldn't escape. The blue magic on the vines was connected to his roots and essentially connected to him. He figured that the simplest way to escape was to do exactly what Sans said since he couldn't RESET. So Sans yeeted him into a flower pot and here he was.

At least it couldn't snow inside.

Neither of them was talking, even though Asriel knew both had something to say. He saw Papyrus' dust fall into the snow (and it wasn't his fault for once) and figured that it was either him or that human who did it. I mean, fair guesses, they were the only two in the underground with LOVE. After another 10 minutes of Silence, he grew impatient and finally spit out.

"Fine TRASHBAG. What do you want,"

"you know exactly what i want, kiddo," Sans responding, grin not fading, but his eye sockets were still giving him a cold, hard glare. It was unnerving how he did that, to say the least. Asriel would at least attempt at smiling back (as Sans and he were the masters of unnerving smiles) but he didn't feel like this was the right time to have an 'out creeping' competition.

"If you're wondering, I didn't kill Papyrus," Asriel drawled out. Sans seemed to nod like this was somehow a possibility, which with Chara down here, was.

"great," Sans said, smile slightly more relaxed.

"So can I go now," Asriel questioned after waiting through a long 20 minutes.

"nope," Sans responded.

"Why?" Asriel pressed on.

"because," Sans said while walking around the room, "who says you won't use this opportunity to do... whatever you do." Flowey grinned internally.

That's a wonderful idea!

"Well, how do you know I won't kick your 1 HP butt then escape?" Asriel let out a laugh as evil as his grin. Sans seemed unfazed by this and shrugged.

"i don't know, how do i?" Sans innocently responded. Asriel groaned, as almost by instant, a little array of his 'friendliness pellets appear'

"I want to go," He said, dully. Sans smirked.

"well why didn't you say so, bud," Sans responded with his classic wink and shrug. Asriel groaned. this was almost as bad as the 'Goat to be Kidding' he was so used to thousans timelines ago.

Yup, Sans was a worse influence then Flowey.

That hurts you know.

"What else do you want," He asked again.

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Sans was curious.

How much did the Flower know? The deja vu was temporary back, he's had this talk before. He didn't know how good that would be. It faded away when he denied it, so he killed Papyrus but not this time? He didn't know how to react to that, so disappointment seemed suitable. Plus the very fact that he mentioned 1 HP was suspicious. His entire being was suspicious. Especially the point where Sans found him, flowers in Snowdin we're a recipe for disaster, with the cold and wind tearing away the stem of any flower, magical or otherwise, that came inside the town. Heck, Sans should call his 'Kidnapping' Doing a favour and preventing another unnecessary death.

And of course, he wanted more information. Flowey was as shady as heck.

"ooh, you have more things i want?" He responded, acting like a kid on Gyftmas. Flowey grumbled something along the lines two can play that game, before his voice became cheery and cartoonish, like his face.

"Golly! I have no idea what you want, so how would I know? I'm just a tiny flower, I know nothing," Flowey said, with a darker edge to the word 'Nothing' then Sans would have liked. Seems like Flowey would need some 'convincing'.

Preferably some that didn't tear the whole house down, that was always an issue.

"so what's your deal with your brother," Sans asked, trying to stay calm

"Nothing, anymore since he's dead," Flowey responding in an annoyingly cheerful voice, before dropping a couple of octaves on the word dead.

That broke Sans. A few 'Smiley skulls' summoned, and the table reduced to ash.

"Gee Sans! Way to take out your anger," Flowey said, with the smuggest smirk ever to exist. His pot broke in half and his roots started to settle somehow on the floor. Once the roots settled onto the floor he tugged them, probably to make sure they were firmly implanted.

"Well, you can clean up the mess while I leave," Flowey said, with a small wink before he submerged himself into the ground, leaving Sans alone again.

Wait, leafing.

He'll need that pun for next time he gains an unexpected guest, as in the guest didn't expect to come by.

All in all, it was a good visit.

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All in all, that was painful as heck.

Whenever Asriel visited someone from his childhood, it was automatically as painful as heck. There were no ifs ands or buts to this rule. Other than some of the earlier timelines where people knew who he was, and even then, the lack of love always made it hurt at least a little bit. He was in Waterfall now and trying to wash off the dust without hands, it was quite annoying. At least it wasn't monster dust, but the dust from the table. Monster dust sticks, he should know that by now. He knew that he'd be soaked before all of the dust came off so he plunged himself into the water just to speed it up.

At least he didn't die back there, dying due to Sans related causes was always as annoying as the smiley trashbag himself is.

yes shut up i forgot to publish last chapter