*reading a book*
Daiki: Sis! We need to talk.
*puts down the book* What?
Daiki: I ship you and Kouta a lot.
Does everyone in our team ships me and Kouta?
Daiki: Yeah but I was the first one to create a Ship name.
What is it?
Daiki: The Orange and the Demon
... *blushes*
Daiki: I also made matching shirts, matching jackets, poster, a photo and an actual ship.
... *blushes more* What the hell?!
Daiki: *takes out a picture of Kouta*
Holy Moly Fruit Jesus! *nosebleed and faints*
Daiki: Yes!! The ship has sailed!!