Crypto: we're losing this fight! There's no way we'll come out of this alive!
Pathfinder: friends, we're having trouble! I'm being fired at and my health is depleting!
Octane: we have one last thing left. This was an old time honoured tradition in my family. This always had a 100% rate of coming out alive.
Octane: guys, we're gonna have to do it. It's gonna be tough, but we'll get there.
Pathfinder: okay! Tell us and we'll do it!
Octane: it's a technique so complex,
Octane: so unique,
Octane: so, so special, that we have to get it right.
Crypto: shut the fuck up and tell us
Octane: okay, let's do this! now then, you all ready?
Crypto and pathfinder: what
Octane, stimming: RUN, BOYS LET'S LEAVE
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HumorIt's apex legends , but like, out of character and v v chaotic