It all started me looking for a job for some reason until a found a hair salon
So I went there an there was this chubby lady and well she gave me a job thereSo then I wanted to paint my hair green for some reason so I went with my mom (she had orange hair) cuz she paints her hair very often so then she took me to a some sort of black market and they painted her hair white and well mine green but that military green it looked really bad
Suddenly I was walking to my job and saw Nico there so me being the normal I am a went up to him and told him I that he's my inspiration for my green hair and he's just like ''wtf who are you uh go away''
Magically I appear in some supermarket with Stevens dad Greg and there's giant pac- man and some hot flying teen
And every time the pac-man sees you you reappear where you started so we have to run and hide though the store like a mazeBut magically I appear in a library with Hagrid,Harry ,and Hermaonie investigating something in books and I teleported to a place with potions and there they where the 7 deadly sins just chilling there or in some sort of meeting,and I just went to hug Ban and we cuddled for a while until suddenly well things got 7u7 touchy touchy (this is why I'm going to hell for stuff like this xd) I still have clothes on just saying and the room fills up with some smoke that makes people pass out but im not stupid like them haha I hold my breath as long as I can until i take a deep breath and pass out
Cuz the plot in most of my dreams always want me to pass out or something similar v:
(This is just a long weird dream what the heck are you doing to me quarantine)And then I woke up on some metal lab table and then I magically was with Lady noir and that stupid bee girl from miraculous escaping from some place with huge walls and the place started filling up with water really fast and lady noir is just stupid and doesn't know she has a stick and well she drowns and dies and the other one who knows what happened to her the only thing I know is that's I stole lady noirs stick cuz I wanted to and escaped when I fell down from the friking tall wall to the other side oh I forgot I was dressed as lady bug
Magically there was this fountain with a lot of mist sorrounding it and there was this woman That sorta looked like the mother of the Adams family but younger so we'll she told me to drink water from the fountain and spit it out on a tray to see my future or whatever
So I just Did that and I just freaked out when I saw black water come out of my mouth and magically *again* appears the old lady from snow white with my friking DRAWING NOTEBOOK AAAAAAH just friking looking through all my trashy drawings
And then she shows me the only logic in my dream that Dabi Is a Todoroki
And then from a created a multiverse that Elf and the man of the scar where the ones who created the quirks on my hero academia
And then she showed me that Steven universe ended with that it was all garnets vision
Nothing to do with my future but oh well something is somethingAnd then MY BROTHER CAME IN MY ROOM AND WOKE ME UP CUZ HE WANTED A CHOKY MILK LIKE GO MAKE IT YOURSELF YOU CHILD AAAAAAAA
THE END XD
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