Mostly Nanbaka Oneshots

nanbaka? x fuyoshi-reader

I have no soul
*proceeds to fangirl about what she is about to create*

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Random pov
It's a calm day at Unos game room where there's inmates from building 4 3, 5 and obviously 13

Until suddenly Nico starts feeling weird so he seperate from the group to take his medicine "oi Nico are you ok?" (y/n) said getting closer to him "(y/n)-chan stay away if you touch me something weird is gonna happen" you smirked and did the opposite but when you touched him nothing happened Nico was relieved but still worried so he took his medication you just walked back with the others a bit disappointed

(Y/n) pov

"Hmmm nothing happened oh well" I was sorta expecting something to happen like when Jyugo had a cat head or that other time when our hair changed color randomly but oh well I was walking back billiard table with Uno, Jyugo,Trois but something was... Odd with your vision
"oi (y/n) you seem distracted you ok" said Honey accompanied by Tsukumo talked behind you making you turn around an what you saw you couldn't believe it

"WHOLY SH*T!?" you felt like your about to fangirl but contained it "when did you two... Wha?! Nico was right this is weird.. " I mumbled the last part to myself

"what are you talking about? Tsukumo said confused " it's nothing" waving your hands like an idiot and walking away until you bump into Jyugo and Uno

"hi (y/n)" jyugo said with his monotone voice "oh hi... Jyugo holyf*ckingsh*t not you too" as you saw your Shipp with a Slight nosebleed

Random pov again
*an hour has passed you got extra time cuz yolo*
You just stared at all the men in the game room for a while creeping them out but you didn't notice cuz were just confused if you should freak out or thank Nico for this gift of yaoi
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You started freaking out sometime later things started.. Losing control it all started sweet with what you saw but then... Oh boy! it escalated quickly

Even the guards...like just a normal thing in others eyes but in your for that time it's just gay stuff

(I'm dying cuz of this)
Yaoi... Yaoi everywhere

"WHAT'S WITH THE SAMON HAREM!?" you shouted making all of them stare at you weirdly and awkward

"(y/n) you ok" Rock put his hand on your shoulder feeling his warmth closing your eyes you said "no no I'm not ok maybe I've been seeing everyone in this room being gay for the past hour and I don't know what to do anymore" altering yourself and mumbling some stuff to yourself "I'm gonna go crazy Rock this is too much gay what should I do" still with your eyes closed "I bet it's one of Nico's weird illnesses just let it...wear..off oh my goodness why is Samon making out with Hajime and why is Honey and Trois too" he said creeped out
"see this is what I have to deal with!" opening your eyes seeing Trois and Honey not surprised

You just looked at Rock he just doesn't know how to react terrified or weirded out maybe both "*sigh* I guess this is contagious by touch Let's just wait this out bro" "yeah.." you both walked to a corner and sat there looking at all the gayness in the room

*bonus cuz why not *

"OK little sh*ts time is up" Hajime said as he rounded up the Inmates from his building and other guards did the same "25,11,99,15..wait were is 69 and 66" "they are in the corner" Nico Said pointing at you and Rock staring at Jyugo and Uno sitting on the floor "what's wrong with them" Hajime asked "they got infected my one of my weird illnesses" Nico said casually as Hajime walked angrily towards you two

*at the corner with you and Rock*
"hey (y/n).."
"yeah"
"I'm never gonna look at Jyugo and Uno the same.."
"pfffthahahhaha me nei-OUCH!"
You both now have a bump on your heads but hey at least the effects wore off with the hit

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Tututut hope you liked this

Im dead after writing this, I just couldn't stop smiling and fangirling
I was gonna add more ships but I got lazy

-u- we're all going to hell... Goodbye