In a simple and yet elegant kitchen with stacked dishes next to the sink, a paper towel roll, a vase full of yellow flowers, and a large window showing beautiful blue skies dotted with fluffy clouds, a set of peculiar items are seen on the table, a red bowl, a bag of flour, some eggs, and a package of "Choco Chippies". Suddenly, a Chibi version of Ruby Rose leaps from behind the noticeably large counter as she quickly looks from side to side, seemingly looking if no one was there to see her.
Ruby: (Rubs her hands with excitement) ...Perfect...Just perfect! (She glances at the ingredients with noticeable happiness) These will work just fine!
Y(N): No they won't.
With a perplexed scream of horror, Ruby falls backwards from the counter and lands with a thud as a Chibi Y(N) casually floats from above and onto the counter with his hands behind his back. Y(N) simply waves his hand as Ruby floats back onto the counter with a very apologetic look on her face.
Ruby: Y-Y-Y(N)!!! I w-was j-just- ...I-I-I c-can explain!
Y(N): (Crosses his arms) You should know better than to try and take my cooking ingredients without permission.
Ruby: (Lowers her head) S-Sorry...
Y(N): (Notices the ingredients) ...However...Since you seem to be the only one taking an interest in cooking...I'll let this slide...If you can manage to impress me with your cooking.
Ruby: (She raises her head up with new-found confidence) I'll do my best! I won't let you down!
Chibi Y(N) simply begins floating in midair as he watches Ruby with visible interest. Ruby begins her culinary quest as she grabs an egg and taps it on the side of the bowl, but the shell does not crack.
Ruby: (Chuckles nervously) J-Just give me a sec!
Y(N) simply raises an eyebrow in confusion as Ruby begins rapidly hitting the egg on the side of the bowl, only for it to be in vain.
Y(N): Not as easy as you thought, is it?
Ruby scowls to herself and in a burst of anger, she jumps into the air, screaming in rage.
Ruby: RUBY SMASH!!!
She violently throws the egg into the bowl as it finally splits open in one split second. A burst of white pieces and some orange yolk land on her cheek as she silently pouts at her failure.
Y(N): Quite the display, but I prefer a more...cautious...approach.
Ruby then attempts to gently pour some flour into her bowl, but nothing seems to come out. Visibly annoyed, she stands up on the table and tips the whole bag over it, upside down.
Y(N): Ruby, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Ruby: Don't worry! I'll just do like you said! Be cautious!
Giving the bag a cautious shake, the entire flour from the bag bursts into the room, causing a perplexed Ruby to scream and for Y(N) to simply sigh. The entire room was covered in white powder as the dust finally clears, revealing piles of white stains all around the kitchen. A pasty-faced Ruby layed on the table with dizzy eyes as Y(N) was seemingly unaffected, wielding a white barrier around himself.
Y(N): (Shakes his head at the sight) If at first you don't succeed...(Reaches out as a broom materializes in his hand) Clean up your mess and don't ever make the same mistake.
Ruby: (Groans at the mention of cleaning) ...Uh...
The next scene shows a very sad Ruby as she slowly sweeps and cleans the mess she made, all the while Y(N) simply floats in mid-air eating chocolate chips from an opened package. Ruby mischievously eyed the package of chocolate chips as you ate them without a care in the world.
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