I'm Straight...

8.

I tried to sneak out of the house but I heard "Where are you going" I turned to see Annie. I was screwed. "MOM" I should've listened to Tiffany. My mom came down the steps and Annie said "Look who's sneaking out" Momma stood there and she said "Why, how long were you planning to go for" I shrugged softly and said "A few hours." She sighed and said "Go, be safe" I kissed her cheek and left. I went over to Frankie's car and got in.

"I feel so pathetic, I'm driving you to a date. And I don't know who it's with" I shrugged and said "You don't have to know who it's with. You just have to realize that you're permanently in the friend zone" he held his heart and said "Ouch" I chuckled and he said "But you know...if you ever feel too sexually deprived. I can pick you up" I glared at him and he said "What, I'm serious. I've known you longer than any of these people and you know that you can trust me with your body" I nodded and said

"I'm pretty sure a lot of people, including my sister, trust you with their bodies" he sighed softly and said "I also deleted the sexy pictures I secretly took of you. I felt bad keeping them" I knew he took those pictures. "Thank you." We arrived and her car was right there. Her windows were tinted but she honked her horn "Ok, thanks" he tapped me and said "Why so secretive, is that Pete" I shook my head and said "I promise it's not Pete" I got out the car and got into hers. He just stared. "Why is he staring at us" Max asked as she glanced at him. "He thinks you're Pete because I'm being secretive."

She sped off and of course he followed "You just made him more suspicious" she turned a few corners and said "We lost him" I looked at her and said "How do you know." She pointed and said "Because he's in front of us" we got behind him. She honked the horn and he saw us through the mirror. He got out of his car and came over. He knocked on the window and I quickly climbed over. I blocked her face and rolled down the window. He looked angry "What the hell was that." I said "Pete isn't in here Frankie. Call him right now." He took out his phone and called him.

Pete picked up and said "Dude I'm busy. Shannon is over so I'll call you in an hour" he hung up and I said "See, and you're my ex... stop being so protective" he stood there. I rolled up the window. I got back in my seat and she drove off. "So, where to sexy mama" I snickered and said "Don't call me that" she grinned and said "Ok...but we seriously need to talk about your sex rule" I rolled my eyes and said "Why does everyone get so shocked over that. Frankie had to wait an entire year for me to give it up. That was because it was our anniversary" she nodded softly

"I know but...we can't do anything sexual. Because you'll soon find out that I'm an extremely sexual person. Like top tier." I looked out of the window and she said "I'm going to listen to the rule ok. I'm serious about liking you" I looked at her and she said "But what can I touch and squeeze" I shrugged and said "Eventually I'll be comfortable with that and I might, just might let you go under my clothes. But I have to be in the mood." She nodded

"I have a dating rule as well. Only one" I was listening "No masturbating" I just stared at her in shock "But-" she stopped me and said "No ifs, ands, or buts, you're going to be as sex deprived as I'll be. I bet you that's going to be the best sex of our lives." This is some bullshit.

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