Kuroko: Can you please pass me the ba-
Hinata: Kageyama, look at basketball! I wonder what happens if we try to spike it?
Kuroko: I really need the ba-
Kageyama: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE ARE LOST IN AN UNKNOWN CITY AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS A BASKETBALL!!
Kagami: Hey Kuroko, did you get the basketball?
Kuroko: No, they keep ignoring me and cutting me off.
Kagami: This is why I can't rely on anything for you to do.. HEY BLUEBERRY HEAD AND SHORTY GIVE US OUR BALL BACK. MY FRIEND OVER HERE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR IT AND YOU KEEP CUTTING HIM OFF!
Kageyama and Hinata both jump from the sudden yell and look over and Kagami. Hinata is really scared and starts to sweat. Kageyama is also scared out of his pants but gets even more scared because Kuroko is standing right behind him with his arms out waiting for the ball.
Hinata: I'm sorry I really mean it. I didn't see you there. *gulp* I'm Shoyo Hinata and this is Tobio Kageyama. We are not from around here.
Kagami: Ohh i'm sorry just can we have our ball back please didn't mean to scare you. You're just an elementary schooler. And you over there, blueberry head are you babysitting him?
Kageyama, who is at this point laughing so hard and setting the basketball to himself, gives Hinata a smirk
Kageyama: Yea I'm friends with his older brother. I'm babysitti-Hinata:I AM OLDER THEN YOU ASSY-YAMA I'M JUST SHORT! DON'T FORGET I CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN YOU!!
Kuroko: I'm also here if you forgot.
Kagami, Kageyama, and Hinata all jump at the same time totally forgetting about him
Kuroko: Can we have the ball back now? Where are you guys supposed to be right now? Also... Are you shorter than me?
Hinata: I'm not that short you should see this crazy libero we have. He is a second year student and he is shorter than me. But we also have this first year who is really mean to kageyama and keeps calling him the ki-
Kageyama: That's enough we just met the we don't have to tell them anything. You can have the stupid ball we can find out way on our own.
Kuroko: What's a lebro?
Hinata: Ohh you mean libero he a position in voll-
Kageyama: SHUT UP HINATA WE NEED TO FIND WHERE WE ARE!!
Kagami: Now you don't have to be so rude, how about we play a game?
Kageyama: What "game" are you even talking about?
Kagami: Basketball we have a ball and a court it only makes sense what other game is there to play?
Hinata: Sure that sounds fun but Kageyama and I are not really good at basketball. We play volleyball.
Kagami: Volleyball? Isn't that a girl sport?
Hinata and Kageyama: VOLLEYBALL IS NOT JUST A GIRL SPORT. PLUS BASKETBALL IS LAME ALL YOU DO IS TRY TO THROW A BALL IN A HOOP!!
Kuroko: Please don't yell. There are people watching. Kagami we really have to go. It's getting really late.
Kagami: Chill out Kuroko it's just one quarter. If you can score at least one point against us then we will show you the way to wherever you need to go and run home naked confessing to the girl we love. If you can't score a point on us then you have to run home naked confessing to the girl YOU love! But don't worry we'll take your clothes and give you directions to wherever we need to go
Kageyama: What? That's stupid why would we do tha-
Hinata: Deal we will have 10 min to score at least one point.
Kageyama: YOU IDIOT WE COULD GO TO JAIL!
Hinata: Ohh come on we need directions plus it'll be fun *smiles*
Kuroko: Why are you so mean Kagami?
Kagami: Ohh come on it'll be fun just like what Shorty said. Now, Let the games begin!!
I'm sorry again for leaving it here. I will update it as soon as i can!! Plus this chapter was pretty short.
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A Haikyuu and Kuroko No Baske crossover.
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