(Warning! Spoof ahead, you have been warned)
In potions during year 3:
Crab: We've finally finished the potion, but what are it's effects?
Goyle: I thought you knew that!
Crab: I thought I told you to research it!
Goyle: We'll ask Draco, he should know
*Goyle picks up the potion and starts walking towards where Draco should be*
Crab: We could just bring him over
Goyle: This is easier
Crab: ಠ_ಠ
*Draco walks over*
Draco: What are you doing?
Goyle: I was bringing you this potion to see if you knew it's-
*Goyle trips and the potion splashes on Draco*
*A bunch of dramatic fog suddenly appears!*
Goyle: Side effects...
Crab: Look what you've done, you've splashed him with it!
*a blonde cat with grayish eyes walks out of the dramatic fog as it goes away*
Goyle: Draco...?
*the cat looks over at them, then it's eyes widen in shock*
Draco-cat: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Crab: Aww, your adorable!
Draco-cat: CHANGE ME BACK! NOW!
Goyle: We don't have a cure
Draco-cat: YOU DON'T HAVE A CURE?!
Crab: Maybe it's temporary?
Draco-cat: *angry hissing*
*Harry, Hermione, and Ron walk in*
Ron: Where'd the cat come from?
Crab & Goyle: That's Draco
Hermione: Draco isn't a cat
Draco-cat: I AM DRACO!
Harry, Hermione, and Ron: *shooketh*
Goyle: So, I kinda accidentally splashed him with a potion with unknown side-effects and it turned him into a cat
Harry: That explains it, does it wear off?
Crab: We aren't sure, should we ask Professor Snape?
Ron: Yes
Harry at the same time: No
Draco-cat: ಠ~ಠ Well, which is it?
Harry: We're keeping him
Hermione: As far as I've read, the only cure is time, and even then it doesn't cure him completely
Draco-cat: What do you mean it doesn't cure me completely?
Hermione: You'll still have cat ears and a cat tail as far as I've read
Draco-cat: ರ_ರ
Ron: So, in other wards, we're stuck with a cat-Draco
Hermione: Yep
Goyle: Well, I'm gonna leave, bye
Crab: I will to
*the two leave*
Ron: So, there's absolutely no cure for this?
Hermione: No
Harry: Can we keep him?
Hermione: No, he becomes human again eventually
Draco-cat: When?
Hermione: A few hours
Draco-cat: *more hissing*
The golden trio: Aww!
Draco-cat: Shut up!
Harry: Can we keep him until he's human again?
Hermione: Fine, but what about Hedwig and his tie?
Harry: I'll tell her it's only temporary and the tie is so I know which cat he is
Draco-cat: I can talk you know
Ron: Are you sure we should do that?
Harry: What else would we do?
Ron: Oh I dunno, give him to Crab and Goyle?
Harry: No, we're keeping him and that's that
Draco-cat: What if I don't want to be with you until I'm human again?
Harry: To bad
Draco-cat: ಥ_ಥ
*An hour later*
Draco-cat: HOW MANY MORE HOURS MUST I WAIT?
Hermione: 2
Draco-cat: T^T
*one more hour later*
Harry: Here Draco, I've got yarn!
Draco-cat: ⚆ _ ⚆ Yarn?
*Draco-cat starts chasing the yarn*
Ron: Y'now, I'll be kinda sad when he changes back in an hour. Is there any way we can keep him this way?
Hermione: Not against his will, Draco, would you like to stay a cat?
Draco-cat: Why would I want to do that?
Hermione: I thought so
*The final hour*
Harry: I don't want him to turn back, he's adorable
Ron: I will admit, I don't want him to either
Hermione: Well, he's going to
Draco-cat: Being a cat is fun, but my father won't enjoy cleaning up after me
*Suddenly, more dramatic fog appears!*
*Draco walks out of it as it clears, but somethings different*
Ron: *chuckling* Draco, your still part cat
Draco: ⚆ _ ⚆ what?
Harry: *starts petting him*
Draco: Stawp it!
Hermione: There's no way to fix this, your stuck with it
Draco: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO! *storms off with his tail lashing*
Harry: His tail was even lashing, do you think he can turn into a cat?
Hermione: Actually, yes he can
Ron: We should totally go tell him that
Harry: Let's go!
Hermione: *sigh and face-palm*
Then they all became friends, the end. Now to go make an OC!
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