𝔻𝕀𝕊𝕆𝔹𝔼𝔻𝕀𝔼ℕ𝕋 (Barb X Reader)

Some Random Crack things Because I Can

Consider this as a little Welcome Back Party for you guys while I was gone for like... A Week or something/a ' Finally, the stupid book is Finished' Party for my DHMIS Book, Which I've been working on since early 2018, I think... Back when the Ugandan Knuckles Meme was still funny
I'm also really Surprised as to how Fast this book Blew Up, Usually on my Others Books it takes me about Half a Year to get 1K Reads, maybe a bit more, but this book has been up for about two Weeks and it's already over 2K Reads, I-
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Carol:* Drinking a Capri Sun weirdly** Spits it out of her mouth once it's empty* Hey, Can someone pass me another Capri Su-

Barb:* Fucking YEETS A Gallon of Chocolate Milk at Carols Face*
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(I know that this one will probably never actually happen, but-)

Branch: That's why your Shoes Raggedy

Poppy:* Tuning her Ukulele** Without Thinking* That's why yo Grandma Dead.

Branch:* Instantly Freezes and gets Vietnam Flashbacks*

Poppy: Dead as Hell.. What shoes She got on?

Branch:* Vietnam Flashbacks Intensify*

Poppy: What shoes She got on in her Casket?

Branch:* Decides to just Lay on the Floor for a while so he can Die*

(I know that seems like Something Barb would Do and not Poppy, but I don't think Barb knows that Branch's Grandma is fucking Dead, so yeah)
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Suki: Poppy... What is that?

Poppy:* Holds up a Paper towel Roll* This is my Jumbo Cardboard Straw!

Y/n: How do you drink from it?

Poppy: Like this. * Puts the 'Jumbo Straw' in her Cup of milk and puts her Entire Mouth over the Top of it, Tries to drink some of the Milk but it backfires and goes all over her face and she pulls away, gasping for Breath as some Milk goes down her Face*

Branch:* Just stares at her for a while, Completely Flustered and in Shock*.......... What the Fuck

Barb: Eh, At least she Practicing.

Y/n:* Shoves Barb so Hard that Barb almost falls out of her Chair* shut the fuck up-
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Barb: Hey Carol, You want some?*Hands Carol a Coca-Cola Can*

Carol:* Notices that it's Empty* This Bitch Empty. *Throws the Can into the Endless Abyss that is the River of College Students trying to get into the Main Building* YEET-
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[Y/n and Barb going out on a Date(In the Future, Guys, In the Future)]

Y/n:* While her and Barb are holding Boba Teas* These are called Bobas, I think you'll like them.

Barb:* Fucking S l u r p s her Boba but stops and takes her mouth off of the straw**Opens her mouth and about 9 Tapioca Pearls fall out of it* What the fuck was that-
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Barb:* With Carol and Riff on either side of her with all of their Stuff set up in a Denny's* WHAT THE FUCKS UP, DENNY'S???!!!!

All of the Old Couples and Truck Drivers:*Visible confusion*
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[Barb, Carol, and Riff on AGT]

Barb: Good afternoon, Sir-

[ALL OF THE DISQUALIFICATION BUZZERS GO OFF, MAKING THEM STOP IN CONFUSION]

Simon: I'm sorry, But I'm just not Felling it.

Carol: But we haven't even-

Simon: Get 'em Out of 'ere and bring the next one in Stage.