My Sister Is Strange.

Chapter 1: Kassie Ramirez

I, Kassie Natividad Ramirez, is a perfect definition of perfectness.

Fortunately, I was born a Goddess.
Maganda, matalino, sexy, cheerleader, and a QUEENBEE. Yes, I'm the famous Queenbee Kassie Ramirez.

Lahat ng etudyante sa school nagkakandarapang makilala at maging kaibigan ako. Lahat gusto akong idate. Lahat naglalaway at napapalunok kapag dumaan ako.

Well, It's not that suprising because I swear to God I'm such a Goddess na kahit ako natotomboy sa sarili ko. mula buhok hanggang kuko sa paa-- I'm flawlessly beautiful. Kahit anong isuot ko , kahit anong iayos ko sa buhok ko, magdamit man ako o hindi. I'm still looking gorgeous. You see, I am destined to be the star of all star na kahit basahan nagmumukhang ginto kapag sinuot ko. Everything as in EVERYTHING suits well on me. Even now, I'm wearing my simple but delicate dress while walking in our school's hallway. Everyone's looking at me with a hush as if they are actually watching me live on some fashion show while I'm excecuting my gracious ramp.

'Kassie can I court you? '

Huminto ako saglit sa paglalakad at maingat na inabot ang pink na tulips gamit lamang ang aking dalawang daliri mula sa isang hampaslupang nakasalamin na nagbibigay saakin.

"Awwww Thank you. I love pink tulips. "I said with a british accent and a sweet smile. He blushed. Pero nawala ang ngiti sa labi nya nang ihagis ko nalang ang bulaklak. "but I'd prefer for you to find your perfect match... AT YOUR LEVEL boy."

Iniwanan ko sya ng flying kiss bago tinalikuran. Ang lakas ng loob nya! I, Kassie Ramirez, would date a loser? No freaking hell way!

But on the second thought, pwede ko rin naman syang pagtyagaan next time kapag naubusan na ako ng laruan especially if he's actually big down there. Hmmm..

"Omg! Ang ganda ganda talaga ni Kassie. Natotomboy ako!"

Napailing nalang ako habang naglalakad.

"Girl, I don't like KFC. I'd rather go to Jolly and eat some hotdog there." I wink at them. Tumawa tuloy sila.

"OMG! KINAUSAP NYA TAYO GIRL. "

"KYAHHHHHH!" at nilabas ang phone. " I GONNA SEND IT TO OUR GC. THE GIRLS WOULD BE SO INGGIT."

Ay taray. Mas maaarte pa saakin 'tong mga ambisyosang copycut kong 'to. Ewww. Not even in my nerve!

"Ano kayang brand ng damit ang suot nya. Sobrang yaman nya talaga."

Oh girls, don't mention it.

"Search mo kung saan nakakabili dali. "

The next day everyone's wearing the same black casual dress.

Poor Idiots!

It's just a cheap black dress I bought from divisoria. Duh... Nagmukha lang syang sosyal dahil ako ang nagsuot.

You see, Queens like me are born, not made. So better stop fantasizing to be like me 'cause no matter how you guys try to copy me there's only one me. Branded clothes don't make me branded, I make them branded and just so you know copying a queen doesn't make you a queen, it makes you a copy. Gets?

And Me? Wearing cheaper clothes? Haha. Mayaman ako pero hindi ako ganun kawaldas. Mawaldas kung sa mawaldas but not that much actually. I don't usually wear my Christian Dior dresses or my levi's in a typical wash day like this. Lalo na kung isang beses ko lang naman gagamitin. I don't like ulit ulit dress kaya.

But I don't throw them naman.

May fashion boutique ako at lahat ng nasuot ko na, dinidisplay ko dun para mabenta and then yung kinikita napupunta sa charity na tinutulungan ko.

Ang bait ni Dad no? He made me do it for heaven' sake.

"HOLY CRAP MATT! PAPATAYIN MO BA AKO SA TAKOT?" hinampas ko sya ng mini note na dala ko. He's lucky mini note ang dala ko ngayon at hindi ang ipod ko na parati kong bitbit kung hindi, basag talaga ang mukha nito saaking baklang to. Ang lakas ng loob nyang gulatin ako!

"Nakatulala ka na naman kasi. Pinagpapantasyahan mo na naman yang si Hannie. Ayain mo na kaya sa Sogo yan. " humahalakhak na sabi nya matapos inguso ang lalakeng pawis na pawis na naglalaro sa soccer field na kanina ko pa nga to be honest tinitingnan from here sa bench. Oh myyy.... so masculine and hot. Bagay na bagay sya saakin.

"I hate you." I told him at muling tumingin kay Hannie na ngayon ay naglalakad na palabas sa field kasama ang teammates nya. Halos lumuwa ang mga mata ko nang bigla nyang hinubad ang maputik nyang soccer shirt at tumambad saakin ang 6-pack abs nya. Shet! I'm wet.

"Eww. Yung saliva mo tumutulo na girl oh. Baka sabihin ng iba naglalaway ang isang Kassie Ramirez sa 6-pack abs at biceps ng isang Hannie Velasco na unfortunately ay hinding hindi nya makuha kuha."

Dahil sa sinabi nya, nahimasmasan ako bigla at napatingin nang masama sa kanya.

"Shut up,bitch! "I crossed my arms. 'tong baklang 'to! " You know what kung hindi lang kita friend since birth matagal na kitang tinakwil at inapi. Duhhh... Ni hindi ka nga nakakalahati sa standards ng mga friends ko. Take note, none of my friends really like you and I don't really like your shameful weirdness." tuloy tuloy kong sinabi na tinawanan nya lang kaya mas lalo akong nainis.

"You will never do that." confident nyang sabi.

I raised my brows. "And why?"

Lumawak ang ngiti nya.

"Cause I'm the first person you've ever loved."sagot nya

Muntik ko na syang mahampas kung hindi lang sya tumakbo papalayo.

"Ewww! You nerve!"

That disgusting donkey! Urgh! I hate him. He's my friend but I wanted to poison him sometimes.
Akala mo talaga he really has a girl thing down there. Che!

All the girls on the block knocking at my door 🎶🎶
Wanna know what it is make the boys want more🎵

Is your lover playing on your side?
Said he loves you🎵

I turn to my phone that is ringing.

Anne's calling.

I sighed in irritation nang makita ko ang pangalan ng Demonyita.

Ano na naman kayang kailangan ng bruhang 'to? Umirap muna ako at kinalma ang gigil ko bago ako sumagot.

"Yeah. I'm not in a mood right now." inunahan ko na sya. Wag nya akong iinisin ngayon, sasabunotan ko talaga sya.

"You better go to my house tonight." she told me excitedly.

"Anne, I already told you, right? I can't go to your party. Off ngayon si Daddy. He's in a house. I can't go out." medyo iritang sabi ko sa kanya. Kahapon pa sya makulit.

"Better find your way 'coz Hannie is gonna be there."

"WHAT? HOW? " shocked kong tanong. Napatakip pa ako sa labi ko.
"He doesn't like it."

"Connections girl, connections. "She says proudly emphasizing the word. Hmm.. Kahit papano may kwenta din pala 'tong first class copy cut kong 'to. Better keep them "And the group are setting you guys up. You should be here. He's all yours tonight." she giggles and I nod my head contentedly.

"I'd better be." I said with a bitchy grin.

Watch out Hannie Velasco. This is Kassie Natividad Ramirez you're messing to.

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