rat boy: hey man... did you touch my drum set?
cardi b: nope.
rat boy: it's just weird 'cause...it seems like someone definitely touched my drum set
cardi b: yeah, that is weird, cause I didn't touch em
rat boy: hey! did you touch my drum set?!
cardi b: hey, knock it off!
rat boy: i know you touched my drum STICK. 'cause the left one has a chip in it!
cardi b: are you fucking crazy, man? you sound insane. do you realize that? you should be medicated.
rat boy: fuck you, Brennan! i know you touched my drum set, and i wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!
cardi b: you get out of my face, or i'm gonna roundhouse your ass!
rat boy: you swear on your mom's life you didn't touch it then?!
cardi b: i don't have to swear to shit!
rat boy: that's 'cause you fucking touched my drum set, 'cause I KNOW, Cops doesn't start till 4:00!
cardi b: where you going?
rat boy: i'm going upstairs. cause i'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! okay!?
cardi b: don't you do that! i am WARNING you right now! if you touch my drums, i will stab you, in the neck, with a knife.
jesus: 👏👏👏👏
hosepipe: very nice
cardi b: yeah we watched stepbrothers last night
rat boy: my new favourite movie
hosepipe: no one asked 😜
cardi b:
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cardi b: me when i look at freddie
jesus: fuck off
cardi b: periodttt my gay queen 👏👏
rat boy: can u guys text me i think deaky hid my phone when i was peeing
jesus: 👁👄👁
hosepipe: 👁👄👁
cardi b: 👁👄👁
rat boy: what?
hosepipe:
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YOU ARE READING
Queen group chat because I'm a thot
RandomAnother Queen texts book bc I'm unoriginal as fuck 😚✌️ Um so like imma try make this funny but idk how that bout to work out for me 😌 Just read my book pls -thotty69
