Queen group chat because I'm a thot

snakes are dangerous

lawyer: brian made me go on a hike with him
lawyer: i hate it here

clemgo: stop being such a baby
clemgo: it's beautiful up here
clemgo: mother nature works wonders

lawyer: mother nature is a whore

farmer: john! that's my cousin

sorry: mother nature?

farmer: i'm jewsish

clemgo: no your not!!

sorry changed farmer's name to jewsish

lawyer: i can't breath brian slow down

clemgo: i'm literally right i front of you

lawyer: your long legs are too fast

sorry: be careful guys it can be dangerous on hikes

clemgo: we are literally in england
clemgo: in a park

lawyer: I STOOD IN DOG SHIT

sorry: told you, d a n g e r

jewsish: snakes are dangerous

clemgo: yes?

jewsish: that's all

lawyer: brian where are u

clemgo: HOW DO U LOOSE ME I WAS LITERALLY RIGHT WITH U

lawyer: THERE WAS A SQUIRIRREL

clemgo: A WHAT 

sorry: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING

farmer:

lawyer: there was a squirrel and it had a little nut and i wanted to see what would happen if i hit it with a pebble

clemgo: wHy would you do that

lawyer: why not

clemgo: but why tho

lawyer: ahh mosquito shaj

sorry: shaj 😌

farmer changed lawyer's name to shaj

shaj: i beat that bitch up
shaj: mosquito said 😵
shaj: not today malaria 💅🏻

clemgo: my man was just tryna eat

farmer: ydhsjjdjdjjc
farmer: imagine if you went to the fridge and the door just slammed and decapitated you

sorry: hdhshjdjdjjsjjdj😭😭
sorry: be like
sorry: mmm yogurt
sorry: SLAM ❌
sorry: 😵😵

shaj: serves you right for eating yogurt

sorry: 𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚‍♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣

clemgo: what

shaj: 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 🤔𝓽𝓱𝓮 ✨𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼⌛️𝔀𝓮🤞🏾𝓱𝓪𝓭😪𝓽𝓱𝓮 😭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 ⏰ 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽🤥𝔂𝓸𝓾 👧 𝓪𝓷𝓭😴𝓶𝓮👦 𝓱𝓪𝓭😰

farmer: god i hAte it when u guys do this shit

clemgo: it just bc u don't know what it means

farmer: neither do u

clemgo: i know 😔

sorry: are you guys down to get pizza later

farmer: no❤️

clemgo: yes ✨

farmer: jks i can pls don't go without me

shaj: okay as long as you don't slap the pizza against the wall opposite us again

farmer: that was the funniest thing in my life

clemgo: i'm surprised they didn't kick us out

shaj: why u do that

sorry: funny 😌

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yhhhh that was bad but i mm tired and want to post smthing so u can have that 😌
also please raise awareness for george floyd and many others like him ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿