Another Queen texts book bc I'm unoriginal as fuck 😚✌️
Um so like imma try make this funny but idk how that bout to work out for me 😌
Just read my book pls
-thotty69
jesus: school school school jesus: i've never been so exited in my life to go to school
hosepipe: when i see you guys i think i might literally shit my pants
cardi b: what like you did that one time after freddie's fake bar mitzvah
hosepipe: WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT
rat boy: omg i remember that rat boy: really shouldn't have eaten that onion thing
hosepipe: STOP BRIBGING IT UP
jesus: wait i don't remember this
rat boy: you were getting your dick sucked by the girl we hired to serve ice
cardi b: REBBECA
jesus: ahh yes rebbeca jesus: she put an ice cube in her mouth while doing it jesus: i still don't know how to feel about it
hosepipe: i'm at schl btw
cardi b: ALREADY?
hosepipe: school literally starts in 2 minutes
cardi b: i pretend i do not see it
rat boy: i'm actually nearly here bri rat boy: where are u
hosepipe: the toilets that john broke all five mirrors in hosepipe: there were teenagers where we normally go so i left
jesus: we are teenagers
hosepipe: THEY WERE SCARY OK
rat boy: bri bri turn around for a specail surprise
hosepipe: rogervbsnsk kjshge
cardi b: what happened
jesus: i hope it was death
hosepipe: he jumped on me hosepipe: i think i broke a rib
jesus: ah close enough
rat boy: sorry i was just very exited
cardi b: my cat also does weird things when it's exited cardi b: like humping my shoes
jesus: shoe raper
rat boy: guys hurry up it's so vibe rat boy: deaky idc abt u i've seen too much of you for a whole year
jesus: yoit i'm hereeee jesus: i'm walking up to wher u guys are jesus: opening the doovshsjiwuwpcn m nd. &/972
cardi b: please be death please be death please be death
hosepipe: REUNION AT LAST GAGHSICI
jesus: you guys rlly hit me with the surprise attack
rat boy: only the best for my jewish king
jesus:i'm not jewish jesus: wait i might be i can't remember
hosepipe: deaky please hurry ur phat ass up
cardi b: i just stopped for some pickles and raisins hold on
rat boy: may i ask why?
cardi b: pickles are for a prank and raisins are for a snack whilst i do the prank invade u get hungry
hosepipe: fair point hosepipe: you could be a lawyer
jesus changed cardi b's name to lawyer
jesus: i think he would be better as a baker with all that cake 🎂
rat boy: what would i be good at???
hosepipe: nothing
rat boy: i
jesus: annoying person
lawyer: sewage worker with the rats
rat boy: if you guys keep being mean i will cry rat boy: that's not a threat, it's a promise
lawyer: i have arrived
hosepipe: FINASLY HURRY UP AND CLEMGO TO US hosepipe: come i meant come
rat boy changed hosepipe's name to clemgo
clemgo: i was just getting used to hosepipe :(
jesus: I SEE DENKY
clemgo: DEANKT I SSE HIM WLALIMG
rat boy: ceo of spelling
lawyer: next time you all jump on me at once try not to make my trousers fall down
jesus: u should have worn belt
rat boy: here comes me belt man again
clemgo changed jesus's name to mr belt man
mr belt man: finally i thought i would be son of god forever
lawyer: i can't believe brian is making us go to assembly
rat boy: ik 😔 rat boy: we need to override him one day
clemgo: you guys are so far behind me, heyyy we are already late
mr belt man: say i if this is the most boring assembly you have ever attended
rat boy: i
lawyer: i
mr belt man: brian refuses to text with us as he doesn't want to get caught but he indeed says i
rat boy:
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lawyer: good idea
mr belt man: u guys are evil mr belt man: playing a two player game
rat boy: oh shit i'm being stared down rat boy: oh no i've been caught rat boy: he's coming he's cominggagef
mr belt man: lbdbsheieihdh get absolutely rekt mr belt man: deaky do yo oh no no noo i've been caught mr belt man: goodbye MR LOVER GODBYW MY FRIENDS. YOUSHVA
lawyer: ahh another one bites the dust lawyer: my young students have so much to learn about the art of texting in secret lawyer: it's all about the lawyer: s t e a l t h
6372882£:!&/&,! yes i did post 2 chapters in one night i was not satisfied with the first yes they are back at school so hopefully now i can actually write about something other than memes ok ily 🤟 bye 😀😳
