Queen group chat because I'm a thot

corona virus

jesus: imy guys 🥺🥺

bat: same 😔
bat: i'm so bored

johnathan: yeah same being ALONE sucks
johnathan: i would know that because i am indeed infant very much ALONE
johnathan: roger how do you feel about this whole situation

loner: oh yes very sad being completely and utterly alone is rather depressing right john?

johnathan: yep very much so

bat: wtf are u guys on

jesus: oh my god
jesus: U GUYS ARE TOGETHER

loner: no lol i'm not gay

jesus: not like that u idiot
jesus: who's at who's house?

johnathan: 😳😳
johnathan: roger what do we do

jesus: ahAh i knEw it!

loner: fine fine you caught us
loner: john is quarantining with me at mine 😛

bat: guys!
bat: i can't believe you

loner: it's fine, we aren't going outside or anything
loner: john was sleeping round and then we just decided we would get too bored self isolating alone so we just did it together

johnathan: u guys are just jealous

jesus: that's right we are!
jesus: i'm sitting here all bored whilst u guys are dilly dalling about sucking each other off

bat: can't believe u didn't invite us 🥺

loner: lol get rekt

jesus: i can't believe school is cancelled

johnathan: don't rlly notice the difference i spend most my time excluded anyways

bat: yeah i miss school

loner: nerd

jesus: oh what and u don't rog?

loner: i no i do i just like calling brian a nerd

bat: 😔

johnathan: how did this thing even start

jesus: some guy ate a bat

bat: 😳😳

loner: why would u even eat a bat
loner: i would prefer chicken

johnathan: should we order chicken?

loner: mmm yeah

bat: why didn't u just ask him in person?

johnathan: why did u start corona virus huh?

bat: i-

jesus: guys kfc will be closed

loner: awe
loner: this succs

johnathan: corOna viRUs
johnathan: *cardi b voice*

loner changed johnathan's name to cardi b

cardi b: money 🤪

jesus: pussy put a spell on him

loner: finally your here bitch 🤪
loner: you got a dolla 😙
loner: so i can go get a slushie 😝
loner: your fucking lyin lemme see 🤨
loner: open your purse bitch 👛
loner: i see it right there give it 🙈
loner: gimme your dolla 😤