Dr Phil POV
I was heading up to my place where I record ya know, tha studio yo. Anyways when I got there I saw all my bitches but someone was new here- I could smell it. I went sniffin around but all I found was that Shrek took a fat shid in the corner. They must be outside waiting to cum in. Oh well, they are probably an ugly fucking dog crap anyway.
~a few hours later~
We was finna start recording when suddenly I caught a glimpse of someone looking in the window- my god was he so fu king sexy, with his plump mustache, his chocolate skin, and my oh my his dummy thickness. He was so gorgeous, I knew I just had to let him in, even if it was against the mother fuckin rules.
