SUP FUCKERS I THOUGHT IF SOMETHING LETS GOOOO
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Dr Phil POV
I was reading drarry fan fictions as per usual, when I heard a scream from my basement. Oh lol holy ducking shit I forgot that cheating slut with everyone else is down there. All I hear them screaming is diarrhea. Well this is a good time to leave, they haven't eaten in weeks. I'm gonna go to Burger King._TiMe sKiP_
I walked into the doors of Burger King when I saw jack, from the box. I felt my cheeks heat up and my heart start to race. That sexy ball fucker. He's so fucking hot.
I went up to him and introduced myself
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Ok so sorry for the really short chapter but yeah also the diarrhea thing Mooncat2101
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