YES-NO SHORTIES(short for short stories of KATHNIEL)

(sorry if I cannot give any good title for this story, so just let it be)

I think I need a boyfriend...

My sister furrow her eyebrows just when she hears me.

Isn't that what you needed right from day one? Ang tagal ko nang sinasabi sa iyo iyan dahil napag-iwanan ka na ng panahon, 'day!

But that's not what I mean. I need to have a fake boyfriend immediately!

 

And I mean what I say. Bffs are calling the group again for their annual get together. And expect their boyfriends (or husband/wife so to speak) coming with them. They're ten in their group. Last year is ok for there were two aside from me who stayed single but this year is different. I am the only one left behind!

Is this really happening? Why should I undergo this kind of stress? Aside that I don't want to have a boyfriend until now (don't you dare ask if I'm a NBSB), is that no one seems to be appealing to my taste and standard having those suitors I have who mostly just want to go under my pants.

Why don't you just broke up with your boytoy now so I would not have any problem?

That's me calling Nina to quit her bf. Why fuss about it anyway? It's because either I'll be the mocking center of attraction of the night and I would never enjoy the food 'coz they will talk shit about me dieting or they'll torment me pushing to that shit PJ again who are still inlike with me like we could be labeled as the loveteam of the decade since high school,  just so you know we haven't grow up on it and it really bugs me a lot!  Like hell-o!!! Who would want to be partnered with the most boring person in the world who smells like an old chest? Goodness, it's not that he's ugly but he isn't just the type of mine. And if I have anything for him, that is I will give him a one year supply of perfume so he can find someone to be married with and that we could all move on from that f*cking "loveteam" tag. And yeah, I just hate him.

And don't you dare say that famous line "the more you hate, the more you love" coz I'm gonna kick your ass. I know hate from love, bullsh*t.

I cannot do that Kate! He's richer than any of their bfs and husbands. I cannot lose him. Not until I had enough of his wealth   you know.

The wicked woman winks it disgusts me.

Look how greedy you are...selfish whore.

I whispered to her but she don't react. After another minute or so, a light bulb pops on the top of her head with the sound "think!" and that I-have-an-idea look in her face.

I frowned. Think about the bad idea in her mind. No, the worst thing it is.

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