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13

Okay Hoseok, they've followed you, you hung out with one of them, and you've been flirting with one of them. Wait, how is any of this okay?! Alright just for the love of any god don't be awkward. Just don't. After my small freak out session I got out of bed and continued my usual routine. "Hey Greg, how's my best bud today?" yeah I know, 'Why the hell are you talking to your fish?' I find comfort in Greg thank you very much. After I fed him I thought about skipping my daily run and instead sat at my desk. 

What to write about...hm.

"You're so far yet so close; Your warmth poisons my cold heart

There's nothing more I'd love to do than touch your skin; It doesn't matter if it burns

I can't explain how painful it is to love you; It hurts too much

Your beauty comes from deep within; Charming anyone you lay eyes on

If I were to tell you, how would you feel?"

"God Hoseok, cheesy much?" I chuckle at myself. I then look at my phone. Message requests, likes, comments, completely engulf my phone. Until I remember the chat. Maybe I should pop in?

_minhyukkie, changkyunnie, and three others are online.

_minhyukkie: well this chat is dead.

Me: funny, i was just about to try and start a conversation

Me: what about giving this chat an actual name?

changkyunnie: oooh good idea!

kikihyunn_: anyone have ideas so far?

joohoneyy: no thoughts head empty

hyungwonnie_: future failures.

shownunu: I'm here now what's happening?

changkyunnie: 'shownu's always confused'

Me: shownu's our dad

_minhyukkie: HSDBJGA WE ALREADY CALL KIHYUN OUR MOM ITS PERFECT

kikihyunn_: Oh my god.

changkyunnie: this family is a mess

joohoneyy changed the chat name to 'dysfunctional family chat'

hyungwonnie_: y'know what, i like it, it suits us

kikihyunn_: You've known them for like a week?

_minhyukkie: and you've been drooling over someone for over a week?

changkyunnie: HBYFSDUSY BURN

joohoneyy: ah, i love this family

kikihyunn_: *Gasp* Touche' >_>

shownunu: Kids, stop bullying your mother.

joohoneyy: sorry dad

Me: and on this episode of shownu loving the fact he has a 'wife', he's defending him from their crazy children.

hyungwonnie_: we're gonna get along just fine.

changkyunnie: (¬‿¬)

_minhyukkie: (¬‿¬)

kikihyunn_: (¬‿¬)

shownunu: I'm still confused?

joohoneyy: dad oh my god

I stare at my screen and laugh again. Then I turn towards Greg and ask, "Let's get along with them hm?" 

a/n: ty for 200 reads already :)