before anything starts i hope yall follow wonhos' official twitter and insta because..
LOOK HOW HAPPY AND HEALTHY OUR BABY IS I LOVE AND MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOOODDD and there might be new music from him soon! im so excited to listen to his voice againn :') TWO HOURS AGO YALL LOOK AT HIMB
im sorry, lets continue...
wonhoho: joohoneyy sent a message to dysfunctional family chat
I wonder what happened this time. I laugh at my phone thinking of whatever antics Jooheon got into.
joohoneyy, changkyunnie, and four others are online.
joohoneyy:
joohoneyy: ABWAHS GUYYYSSS
shownunu: What happened? Is someone dead? Are you hurt? Is 911 needed?
kikihyunn_: Did someone hurt my child??
joohoneyy: no mom and definitely NO FATHER
joohoneyy: babe, tell um im still wheezing-
changkyunnie: holy fhUCK we just watched two old ladies fight over underwear and all of a sudden i guess they recognized each other and started screaming, "HOMEWRECKER!" at each other and then BAM one old lady gets underwear on her face and honey and i proceeded to get kicked out of the store.
hyungwonnie_: what
_minhyukkie: wait hUH
Me: why am i somehow not surprised?
kikihyunn_: Wait backtrack for a sec, why did you two get kicked out?
joohoneyy: we started cackling and didn't realize we knocked over four mannequins while rolling on the floor.
shownunu: I didn't expect much.
changkyunnie: hey! whats that supposed to mean? >:P
hyungwonnie_: ngl, i agree with shownu, you two are two peas in a pod
Me: more like they share a single brain cell and right then they both dropped it in the dirt.
_minhyukkie: that was so oddly specific it made sense.
joohoneyy: hyung, why do you bully us like this?
changkyunnie: babe, hes honestly right though.
kikihyunn_: This family is a mess I'm leaving
kikihyunn_:
shownunu: Wait for me!
Me: oh my god go screw each other already.
_minhyukkie: HAHAHAHA (nah but fr tho the tension is so thick nincki minjaj is quaking)
hyungwonnie_: NiNkI mInJaJ
changkyunnie: lEt's gO To ThE BeAcH bEaCh
kikihyunn_: I seriously hate all of you, except your father of course.
Me: a mother should never pick favorites
kikihyunn_: Is your father my child? No.
Me: noted
These guys are too much. Glad I have them though, they make my life a little less boring. But what happened next is something I never expected to be asked, especially by Hyungwon.
hyungwonnie_: i was wondering..
hyungwonnie_: since almost everyone here has met, why don't we all get together?
Is he serious?
a/n: sorry i never posted! i felt a little unmotivated but my motivation is back and im ready to post more for you all!
+ bic because i lub him
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Fanfictionhoseok fell in love with an instagram model; that model fell in love with him too. started: apr 23, 2020 ended: N/A