out of the void of nonexistentce came a Fanboy. This Fanboy was unlike no other—he liked Star Wars. Mostly girls did. He was the last of his kind after Ben Solo died. Then the Fangirls faded away. But this Fanboy would not give up. He BELIEVED in Ben. He had a million posters of him on his wall, a bunch of Funko pops of him, and even a life-size figure of him (this he led 37 crusades against the Fangirls to win it back). AND THEN! He used his super-duper anime powers to resurrect 4 people with this spell:
Bring deez bois back from the dead, Let their fanfics be read, Let them know not I put them back on the path they tread.
FOUR bois shall I rise, Shove their faces in the gods' eyes, BEN SOLO, ARMITAGE HUX, HAN SOLO, THE ROCK shall wake from their demise. Lol
After this, he scattered the four men to different corners of the Galaxy and he yeeted himself out the nearest window and was eaten by a car.
Three of the four men became great leaders.
Hux became the general of Mills. He founded a deadly drug called General Mill's cereal.
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Han became a leader of the Resistance Trainers, an elite group of people who worked out using resistance training.
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The Rock became a huge chameleon called Allizdog, who breathed water and had kid-safe spikes on his back.
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But Ben was not great yet, partly because he always had Rey on his mind, and quarantined himself from his computer in November ever since she left him after he "died".
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