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𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐒 - 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗄𝖿𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝗅𝗎𝖻

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𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙳𝙾"

imagine this is how
the losers first meet <3

y/n hated going to detention on
saturday's, it was just hell all over
again which she dreaded. but who wouldn't? this is all because of her little dipshit boyfriend, richie tozier, yes she loved him to death but sometimes he aggrieved her. this isn't the first time he's gotten in trouble with her though, but out of all of the reasons they always had something to do with how long his dick is. but this time she got caught jerking him off... her parents where very disappointed but all richie would do is laugh and laugh and laugh.

" will you ever stop, trashmouth??! "
" im sorry but you have to admit that was priceless! "
" ugh whatever, let's just go and get this over with. "

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y/n sat next to richie bored out of her mind, fiddling with her pencil.

there were about 6 other kids in the room but all they would do is talk. but of course richie had to say something.
" hey dickheads! shut up!! "
y/n slapped his shoulder,
that caused everyone to stare at the scene that was going on.
" OW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
" i don't know, i guess i like doing it for fun" she said sarcastically
" wow, she's pretty bitchy " a curly redhead said obviously joking.
y/n rolled her eyes.
" well anyways im bev, what about you? "
" y/n, but you can call me y/n/n "
she gave her a toothy smile which cause y/n to do the same.
" well since we're introducing each other now.. my name is richie tozier.. ceo of being horny and a trashmouth, as said by my hot girlfriend y/n. "
" i never said that " she sighed loudly
" don't denie it, babygirl "
they all just sat there looking at them  awkwardly.
" EW!! if my mom were h-" a fragile tiny boy said.
" WILL YOU SHUT UP???? " a boy with curls said.
" ok how about you all just shut up before i cut your dicks off " y/n said.
everyone stayed silent but the tiny boy looked like he was about to shit in his little pants. he quickly grabbed his inhaler from his fanny pack and shook it quickly.
" HA! WTF! " richie said.
" i have asthma you dipshit "
" anyways my name is eddie, kaspbrak, ceo of having asthma "
" stanley uris but you can call me stan the man"
" mike hanlon " he smiled
" ben hanscom "
" bb-ill de-n—bbr-ou-gh " he stuttered
" nah i rather call you stutter boy "
richie said
y/n sometimes wonders why she fell in love with him, but then there's that one look in his eyes and it's like the whole galaxy in front of her.

" now what? " y/n said.
" well i think we should be writing words from the dictionary from letters a to d " stanley said.
" oh come on! your no fun! " richie moaned out in frustration.
" no, it's call i want to go to collage and have a career of saving birds."
" nerd alert! " richie called out
" no actually, he's right we all want a future." ben said
" eh, my future is standing right there " he smirked
she smiled like nothing else mattered.
" oh hush tozier, or i won't have a future with you " she giggled

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" come on baby!! "
" richie not now, later "
" but im so horny "
" i don't care, go jerk yourself off in the bathroom " she pushed his face away.
" fine but i better not get caught or ill blame it on you "
" eh whatever "

" hey y/n! " bev said
" yes? "
" can i have your number? you know, so we can hang out? "
" of course!! " they both smiled at each other.
" where did richie go? "
" i don't think you wanna know "
she rolled her eyes
" oh." she giggled
" BEST FEELING EVER! " stan said
" what? "
" i finished " he showed y/n his paper.
richie walked back in and put his arm around y/n's shoulders.
" try tickling your pickle
for the first time "
" ewthatsfuckingdisgusting " eddie said
" how do you even talk that fast? "
" magic "
" eh, let's go babe "
" where are we supposed to even go, asshat? "
" oh, yeah " he nervously giggled
" the bathroom it is! "
" nice try "
" UGH "

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" what time is it? " mike asked
ben checked his watch.
" 12:30 "
" oh, shit "
" mr. vernon will be here soon "
everyone stoped talking as soon as they heard shoes click in the hallways.
" HES COMING SHUT UP " bev said
the principal stood infront of the detention room checking to make sure they were doing their work, and to give them lunch.
" i came here for your lunch break "
richie gave a nervous smile
" so which one of you were smoking? "
y/n's eyes widened, as richies gulped loudly.
" it was you! wasn't it? "
" uh... n-oo "
" richard tozier! now you have detention tomorrow and next weekend for lying! "
y/n was trying to think of an excuse to be with him too.
" richie lets go fuck "
" sure baby " he smirked
" HEY!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOI- "
" to fuck "
" BOTH OF YOU WILL STAY HERE UNTIL 7PM "
" YES ! " y/n said in victory.
" hand it over. " vernon  opened his hand
" wh- "
" the weed, tozier "
eddie was laughing until he couldn't breath, which didn't last long uGh.
" um no. i paid 10$ for it "
" 10$ ARE YOU SERIOUS???? YOU KNOW WHAT, KEEP YOUR STALE ASS WEED " as he slammed the door.
richie stood there in shock.
then a smile made its way on this beautiful face.
" YOOO I CANT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED "
" wait y/n did you still wanna fuck ? "
" RICHIE IT WAS AN EXCUSE TO GET DETENTION WITH YOUR DUMBASS "
" why the fuck are you even smoking weed in school? "  eddie said.
richie just ignored him.
" im hungry, did he give us any pickles?"
" you like pickles? gag " bev said
" yeah, when im high "
" all that's in here is tuna sandwiches "
" EW, i refuse to eat dead fish on bread "
eddie said.
" he's right but eh im just gonna eat it anyway " richie said.

TIME SKIP >>>

" RICHIE!!! WHERE ARE YOU DIPSHIT?? " y/n screamed out looking for her boyfriend since he decided to get some snacks from the vending machine, but has been gone for 1 hour and half already.
" he probably got in trouble again "
stan said
" let's go look then "

they all started to walk towards mr. vernon's office to see a richie in a chair with his legs open, explaining why he was in the haul.
" i was hungry! the tuna sandwich was disgusting, don't make me suffer.. "
" richard this is your last warning, now go get a snack and get right back to the others "
" yes sir "
" HA ! " eddie called out
" oh shut up you twig "
" UGH i hate you tozier !!!! " eds said
" aw i love you too, eddie spaghetti "
eddies eyes widened
" don't call me that rich"
" ok eds " he said in a girly voice
" i will strangle you "

MYA'S NOTES
this isn't the best but yeah
richie really be a simp for eddie 😭
anyways thank u for reading <3