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Jeff: Well fuck u to! Stupid knife

Me: jeff u have questions from IAmWHISPER890

Jeff: what is it?

Me: r u relly marrying a knife

Jeff: NOT ANYMORE THAT CHEATING BITCH!

Everyone else: jeff calm down

Me: ok then ben she liked u master sword joke

Ben: Yay

Liu: ok well we need to talk about something

Everyone: what is it?

Liu: how come when i scream rape nobody saved me ;-;

Jeff: easy nobody like u

Me: i locked liu in the basement

Slendy: damn stocker much?

Me: only a little

Sally: here -hands liu a bag-

Liu: awe what is it -opens it -

-bag is full of snake-

Me: AH SNAKE -goes and crys in conor

Sally: those should keep her way

Liu: YAY

Me: i hate u all... anyway im gonna end the chapter bia ;-;