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Me:ughhh ughhhh

Jeff: what r u doing

Me: ship stuff

Jeff: u ain't no fed ex

Me; Jeff answer me this

Jeff: what?

Me: y can't they be togather

Isaac: y can't who be together

Me: u and jack

Ej:me?

Me:no not u bitch!

Ej:-walks out confuzzed

Lj: me?

Me:yus

Sally; that's silly there both boys!

Me; but still h o m o s e x u a l t y

Jeff and nani: let's just go to the other room -does so-

Me: UGHHHH THE FEELS DAMN IT

Isaac: -takes phone and goes thru wattpad face turn red- OMG CHEYE!

Me: what?

Isaac: WHAT IS THIS??!

Me: my account?

Isaac:-drops phone and goes to get food

Me: I love u to Isaac XD