Sept.6.
Saturday
Dear diary,
WTF! I’m mad. My mom was gone at 8:00 pm and came back at like 12:00am. Where did she go? Who the hell knows where? Why did she go? Who the heck knows why? Maybe she was out with that Jupiter—er—Marty guy. Whatever his name is he need to back off my mother with his little sticky fingers. Anyways my mom is finding more and more excuses to go to josh’s house. What is up with that? Is she um…I’m not even going to finish that thought.
Anywhore, oops I’ mean anyways. My mom came in at night. Her eyes were bright and had taken on a bit of a glassy sheen. She threw herself on the sofa. “Wow. Just wow.” She said.
“…Uh, mom, are you okay?”
“Yes, my dear, totally peachy.”
My mom never called me my dear. Not even my grandma called me that. And who uses the word peachy?
Let’s just say that my mom has officially gone cray-cray. Also called insane.
Sincerely,
a daughter of an insane woman
--Kendra Mitchell
Sunday
sept.7.
Dear diary,
Today can only be described in one word. Weird. To start I was woken up by my gret grandmas pet dog, sushi. I always told her that it was a dumb name for a dog, but would she listen? Nooo. He licked ny face with his slobbery tounge and I smelled its breath which reminded me of dog poop. No matter what you’ve seen on tv belive me when I say that it does not smell good. Its horrid. Sushi’s eyes wer obscured by his long white fur, that I used to love to comb and braid.
I pushed him off the bed and went to my window to see the bright yellow sun in the middle of the sky. SHIT. I had slept till mid day. I looked out of the window in the back of my room. I saw josh mowing his lawn. Omg. I dashed to my drawer and dug out my . I looked through them. Damn! They were broke from that one time when I had dropped them from shock when I was spying on josh and saw him take his shirt off.
I went to my closet to get the telescope. I got it out and adjusted it to zoom in on Josh's abs. Ahhh. There it was. the glorious sight of his toned abs. "Hello, Kendra I-OH MY GOD! ARE YOU STALKING JOSH?!!" I nearly jumped out of my skin at the sound of lydia's screeching.
I turned around to see lydia with a red face and disheveled black hair. I made a you caught me face and she squealed and jumped on my bed.
"Kendra and Josh sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-NG first come love
then comes marrage
then comes kendra with the ba-"
"Okay! I get it ! you can stop now!" I tell her laughing'.
"How long has this been going on? You spying on josh?"
"Basically, since he first moved here."
"OMG! How could you not tell me? I could have given you some pointers"
"You? Give me pointers on spying?" I pointed to her.
She nodded smugly '' Im the spy queen"
"Really,"I scoffed." And im Miley Cyrus"
"Maybe you are. You've already got the large teddy bear"
"We just gotta teach you how to twerk."She said thoughtfully
So then she put on red nose. She showed me the moves and i was speechless. She could really work it. Then came my turn. I couldnt really turn like she did or move each of my individual butt cheeks so it was really awkward. Especially when my mom heard the music and came upstairs. And Diary, let me tell you something. My mom could be a striper if she ever decided being a CNA wasnt right for her.
Sincerely, Kendra Mitchell
Author's Note
Hey readers! I >Josh. isnt he a cutie patootie!
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Literatura FemininaKendra Mitchell is a temperamental fourteen year old girl with major issues. She spits Spanish like fire in the sight of danger. Her smart mouth and her violence first, think later mantra is jaw dropping. Did we mention her vivacious tendencies an...
