"All my life, since the moment I was born till now, there hasn't been a day where my name wasn't in a newspaper article or my face wasn't plastered on top of some sleazy magazine. There hasn't been a day when I go somewhere and not get hounded by pa...
| iMessage | | Chris Evans Support Group 💪 2:34 PM [Scarlett | Robert | Sebastian | Tom Holland | Chris Evans]
Chris what is this
Scarlett we're all concerned about u chris
Sebastian not really we just wanna know what u were doing w a certain popstar
Robert And why we were never invited
Tom omg thx for keeping me in action mom <33
Sebastian why is the kid here
Tom dude, seriously I'm a legal adult
Scarlett bc he knows something
Chris guys come on!
Sebastian spill the tea captain dumbass
Chris there's no tea
Robert Yeah and I'm a part-time astronaut. We all have our moments, Chris.
Chris are u guys high
Scarlett (Tom it's time for you to do your thing.. we talked about it)
Tom (right) I saweth thou Christopher sneaketh outeth with my queeneth
Robert What the fuck Tom
Sebastian why is he here x2
Scarlett you try again sweetie
Tom right I thought we were acting all grown up
Sebastian why is he here x3 don't act as someone ur not
Tom you're *
Sebastian did u just
Chris You're shining kid
Scarlett i'm so proud of u
Robert Can we return to our original topic of discussion?
Chris no
Sebastian YES PLS
Tom ok since u guys are grown-ups u do understand what i was saying right
Chris nevereth
Scarlett CHRISTOPHER EVANS I SWEAR I WILL POST YOUR POEMS
Chris OH MY GOD NO ok so she was really sad
Robert she has a boyfriend Who happens to be our friend
Tom they've been datin for 3 months!!
Sebastian we get it kid YOU'RE a stalker
Tom someone's salty
Scarlett chris continue
Chris like she's going through a lot & hiddleston's a dick
Robert he says he loves her?
Chris he hardly even knows her... that's what happens to Delilah all the time... because of the fame.. people just wanna be seen with her, you know.. not be with her
Scarlett yeah I get it remember Dave?
Chris Exactly... her entire life is filled with daves... she said she's forgotten what it means to be with someone
Tom wait who's dave
Robert Scarlett's ex who only dated her cause she's Black Widow
Scarlett "part time black widow"
Tom he sounds like an arsehole
Sebastian he was
Chris anyway she was really bored and so was i so i said i know a place that would make her feel good
Sebastian your bedroom?
Tom omg
Scarlett 🤣
Chris 🙄
Robert so you guys went to the carnival That's some romcom shit
Chris it was great we played laser tag, ate ice cream, got on the ferris wheel and talked about how much we both hate cliffhangers
Scarlett sounds like a date to me
Chris it WASN'T i'm just trying to be a friend that's all she needs right now
Tom aw she's been in the spotlight ever since she was a babe... of course it's bound to get hard after a while
Sebastian yeah but the way u smile at ur phone while texting her
Scarlett & the way u have so many pictures of her (i know u took that pic on her insta)
Sebastian (and she was wearing your sweater tsk tsk)
Robert Susan says it's a crush
Chris no it's NOT i just admire her a lot
Tom said by every lovesick dude ever
Chris i don't even know why i bother with u guys
Tom bc u larb us
Sebastian why is he here x4
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