Pixie dusters (july 2)

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(Wholesome boy)

We were driving on the road again and Ian looked at his watch

"Barley were not going to have time to show dad to mom" Ian realized

Barley winced then said " at least you don't have to meet the new guy the oh so great officer bronco"

You said " wait what your step dad is officer bronco?"

Barley said "yep..."

You said " at least it's not my dad so I don't have to hear are you working hard or hardly working *horse laugh*"

Ian said "yep he always has something to say about Barley, barley barley barley every time I see

The engine made a funny noise

Barley said " oh come on ol' girl" as he pulled over

Ian said "I thought you said you fix the van"

Barley said " relax Guinevere is fine her stomach is just a little empty "

Ian said "but it says we have a full tank"

Barley laughed " oh that does not work"

All of us got out of the of the van And barley got on top of the van looking for a gas station

Ian said "Is there a magic way to get gas?"

Barley Said "Oh! I like your thinking, young mage."

Barley fell off the van

You said "barley are you ok?"

Barley Said "yes i am thank you and look the Growth spell! We grow the can, and then the gas inside will grow with it."

Ian Lightfoot "Uh, that's kind of a weird idea"

You said " You never know until you try"

Barley said "she's right"

as he's about to use the staff to do the growth spell

Ian Said "Ow!"

Barley and you said "What?!"

Ian said "Splinter! Can we sand this thing down?"

Barley said "No! It's an ancient staff with magic in every glorious fiber! You can't sand it down"

You said " he's right"

after Ian tries to do the growth spell, but...

Barley Said "It worked! The can is huge! And the van is huge. And you're..."

Barley looked at you

You said " barley he Shrunk us"

Barley said "Oh, no." Realizing what happened

Ian said "What happened?"

Barley said "Looks like you shrunk us"

Ian said "How?"

you said "Well, if you mess up a spell, there are consequences"

Ian Said "I only messed up because he wouldn't stop bothering me!"

Barley said "I was trying to help you"

Ian said "Well, don't try to help me!"

Barley said "Oh, okay. Fine. I won't!"

as we were making their way to the gas station on foot

Barley Said "I just need a little break. My baby legs can't go that fast."

Ian puts little you and barley in his front shirt pocket

Barley "Hey, I don't need you to carry me! I'm a grown man!"

You laughed at him

at the gas station, Ian you and Barely see a motorcycle gang of pixies arrive

The Dewdrop said "Hey! Did you just bump into me?"

The Customer said "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't see you there"

The Dewdrop said "do it again, and you'll see me in your nightmares!"

              And the man run away in fear....

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