SMP oneshots except they are made by a fanfic generator

i dont even know what this ship is - "the fucking piano"

The Fucking Piano
[ skeppy x badboyhalo x technoblade ???? bro I dont even know what this is fr ]

Late one evening, Skeppy was walking towards The Misfits, tired from a long day spent playing minecraft with A6D.
Skeppy sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of having a hardcore make-out session while playing minecraft while the minecraft parody "Fallen Kingdom" plays on the bluetooth speakers with none other than BadBoyHalo... While stroking his gorgeous bulging cock with his his armpits. 

Mmm, thinking about BadBoyHalo was having an immediate effect on Skeppy's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his armpits, and was just starting to enjoy it when A6D came suddenly into sight.
Thinking fast, Skeppy ducked silently inside a closet

As A6D went on his way, Skeppy paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. BadBoyHalo was there beside him. 

He was about to speak, when he realised that BadBoyHalo hadn't noticed his arrival.
For good reason! 

BadBoyHalo was sprawled half naked at Skeppy's feet, groaning in a bout of grinding on him while spanking him and blindfolding him as he moans while spraying whipped cream on his face, as he ties a stale half-chewed big marshmallow with string around his mouth like a ball gag and rubbing his bulging cock vigorously.

Skeppy blushed and waited for BadBoyHalo to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own bulging, hard cock in sympathy. Finally BadBoyHalo's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'Skeppy!' 

Skeppy coughed, snapping out of his daydream.

'What are you doing here?' BadBoyHalo said.

'I was just passing,' Skeppy replied with an unconvincing smile.

'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually,' BadBoyHalo said.

'Find out what?'

'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my bulging cock and pretend you were doing it.' 

BadBoyHalo sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted Skeppy plucking thoughtfully at his own bulging cock. Skeppy felt suddenly bold.
'Touching your own bulging cock is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my his armpits?' 

BadBoyHalo's eyes grew huge.
'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'

'What made you think that?'

'I've seen the nude photomanips of Jschlatt that you keep your cabin.'

'Oh, that. No, I made them for A6D so he'd have something to do other than playing minecraft with me.'

'What's wrong with playing minecraft?'

'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of having a hardcore make-out session while playing minecraft while the minecraft parody "Fallen Kingdom" plays on the bluetooth speakers with you.'

MEANWHILE . . .

Technoblade was hanging around The Big Time Rush stuio when he heard a sudden cry from the direction of The Misfits.
Snapping immediately to alertness, he leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though BadBoyHalo was in serious danger! 

Within seconds, he'd almost reached the source of the cries. He dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of Skeppy and BadBoyHalo naked in front of him. Skeppy was sprawled over BadBoyHalo, trying to pull some sort of a fucking piano out of his asshole!

'What's going on?' Technoblade said, shocked.

Skeppy looked worried.

'I was having a hardcore make-out session while playing minecraft while the minecraft parody "Fallen Kingdom" plays on the bluetooth speakers BadBoyHalo,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the fucking piano on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'

'It didn't mean stick it into my asshole,' BadBoyHalo complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your penis.'
Skeppy tried to pull the a fucking piano out again, and BadBoyHalo groaned and kicked him.

Technoblade looked down at the struggling men. He felt slightly jealous. After all, he'd often wanted to try a little having a hardcore make-out session while playing minecraft while the minecraft parody "Fallen Kingdom" plays on the bluetooth speakers with Skeppy himself.
Still, BadBoyHalo looked so helpless with the abused a fucking piano sticking out of his asshole that he couldn't remain angry for long.

'Perhaps I should help,' he offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' 

Skeppy looked up at him with a combination of embarrassment and gratitude..
'I'll hold BadBoyHalo by the torso while you grab hold of the fucking piano.'

Nodding, Technoblade knelt and took hold of the a fucking piano. It was slightly warm, as though Skeppy had been using it on his his armpits.

'Pull!' Skeppy shouted.

'Ouch!' BadBoyHalo cried as the  fucking piano came out with a loud lick.

'Thankyou Technoblade,' Skeppy and BadBoyHalo both said at once.

'No problem,' Technoblade said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the a fucking piano as a souvenir?'

'Yes, I would,' BadBoyHalo said. 'I'm using it on Skeppy tomorrow.'

'Ah well,' Technoblade said, regretfully. He gave a last saucy wink to Skeppy and headed off in the direction of The Big Time Rush studio.
He'd be thinking about Skeppy and the warm a fucking piano for a long time to come.

(WTF IS THIS LMFAOOOOO THIS GENERATOR IS HILARIOUS LMFAO anyways time for the proof.
Also, I changed up a bit of the words so that it would make slightly more sense. Like I accidentally made Technoblade a female.)

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