Nag Champa

Chapter Ten

Homies

Jan. 13

5:13 P.M.

Jin; hey yoongi jimin wants to fuck and hold your pups

Seok; okay wow

bby alpha; um.

Yoongi; no, he's too addicted to steve harvey's pathetic cock

Seok; steve harvey does slap tho

bby alpha; jin what the fuck- yoongi what the fuck- seok stop encouraging them

Taehyung; jimin is a slut for game show hosts

Jin; he wants his favorite alphas attention, doesnt like him being out all night

Yoongi; it was one night. I work. He has known me for a week

Jin; doesn't even mind a bit a cuddling :/

Yoongi; Jin.

Beta-male; things heating up in the gc, tae u filming this shit?

Taehyung; si mis madre

Jimin; jin i am going to murder you

bby alpha; i ship it tbh

Yoongi; stop fucking with the poor baby jin

Jin; *quietly chanting* alpha Yoongi alpha Yoongi

Beta-male; he is rising i haven't seen him in years

Tae; i am fear

Jimin; i am cry

Jimin; jin i hate you

bby alpha; alpha yoongi alpha yoongi

Jin; here it comes

Seok; i went to college to see this moment

Beta-male; children, dad has popcorn come collect

Taehyung; ooooh extra butter

Yoongi; Jin, seriously what the hell is wrong with you picking on your own friend like that. It isn't okay to say something embarrassing to someone he has to live with

Yoongi; Jimin did nothing to you, if you even lay a damn HAND on him in any way but lovingly, i will turn you inside out starting with your fucking asshole

Tae; *me trying to remember why i hate alphas*

Jin; yes alpha

Beta-male; jin choosing to submit is a mood

Seok; p o p o f f dude you got it

bby alpha; seok stop

Seok; a whole icon

bby alpha; seok stop

Seok; a fucking bEAST

bby alpha; seok stop

Seok; OWN THAT SHIT BITCH

Jin; the way jimin went dead and taekook is being boring

Tae; the way jungkookie is ignoring me

bby alpha; i'm trying to keep my hyung under control, i am s o r r y

Jimin; i am stress baking scones

Jin; what kind

Tae; seems under control enough to me

Jin; jungkook tae is a beta but he is like an omega