Chapter Thirteen

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Homies

Jan. 15

10:09 A.M.

Jin; anyone wanna tell me why Jimin smells like Yoongi pissed on him

Taehyung; I'm sorry WHAT NOW

Yoongi; maybe i did pee on him :(

bby alpha; ew wtf

Seok; kinky

Jimin; i can say that he most certainly dID NOT

Jimin; we just had a harry potter marathon

Taehyung; and how does that lead to you smelling like he scent marked you

Yoongi; let me just inform you all, he made me

Beta-male; i'm sorry, he made you what? No one makes you do anything

Jin; does this have to do with why Jackson called me last night and asked me when Yoongi got an omega

Taehyung; when YOONGI WHAT NOW

bby alpha; wait yoongi wtf what

Jimin; i didn't make you do anything! you asked if you could!

Seok; the plot thiccens

Yoongi; after you made me stay home to do it !

Jin; WHAT. DO W HA T

Yoongi; cuddle. Pat.

Jin; ahhhhh Jiminie, yoongi would never offer unless you made the first move

Taehyung; get your grubby little alpha hands off my Jimin

Yoongi; get your shitty fucking know it all beta looking pieces of shit away from my best friend who you treated like shit and stay the hell away from jimin if you are going to walk around talking bad about me in front of my roomate

Jin; *my omega

Taehyung; don't talk to me like you know shit, alpha bitch

Beta-male; friends guys, we are friends

bby alpha; really yoongi, stop

Jimin; lets all take a breather

Jimin; it's fine, just a couple of dudes being dudes

Seok; hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhgayahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

Beta-male; Jimin ignoring Yoongi going full alpha is my mood

Yoongi; i didn't mean to

Jin; loosing grip of those instincts

Yoongi; i told you I would

Beta-male; jin he can't stay there

Jin; yes he can!

Yoongi; can I? What about when his heat hits jin? It has to be sometime soon and he isn't like everyone else

Taehyung; I'm team kick Yoongi out before he eats my baby

Beta-male; I'm team kick Yoongi out before he fucks up a relationship

Jin; I'm team let yoongi fuck up because he can fix it and he never risks anything

Yoongi; I'm risking someone else's sanity and freedom in this situation Jin!

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