Boruto: Ultimate Prank gone wrong

The Plan

Naruto POV:
I'm sitting with my wife Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura discussing our kids and all the pranks they've been pulling lately. First it was just annoying But now it's just gotten way out of hand! First they go and paint face on the mountain side(I'm sorry idk what it's called), then they go around setting smoke bombs is the academy, sending all the teachers and students into panic. And on top of all that Boruto and Sarada and everyone in their class to go "missing" sending everyone into a panic. That was the last straw for us. Now the four of are sitting here thinking about how to get them back. Has to was thinking Sakura slammed her hand on the table(breaking it) and said "I've got an idea."

Sakura POV:
"I've got an idea!" Looking at Naruto and Sasuke. "What is your idea Sakura?" Asked Hinata. "Well, I think we should tell Sarada and Boruto that Naruto and Sasuke are their real birth parents. And when they ask how is that possible ,Sasuke well say that when he was with Orochimaru, he did experiments on him giving Sasuke a female reproductive system. After I explained all of this to them Naruto passed out, Sasuke look like his head was going to explode, and Hinata mouth was hung open. Then Sasuke yelled "WHY THE HELL AM I BOTTOM!" " Because it just makes more sense okay!?" Sasuke folded his arms and said "Hn". " It's a good thing that Himawair is in the sand village for the next two weeks or else this might prank might not work." Stated Hinata. She made a point though, if Himawair was here we would have to tell her about the prank and she might've gone and told Boruto about it.

Sasuke POV:
I still can't believe I'm bottom but I'll let it go for now. "So when are we going to tell them exactly?" I ask my wife. "Well me dear Sasuke they are going to 'find out' tonight, because in two hours they are coming here for dinner." She said. Naruto looked at her confused and said " how are they going to 'find out'?" "Well you and Sasuke are going to get into a argument, and when the kids get curious about what's going on, Sasuke is going to shout " WHY CAN'T WE TELL BORUTO AND SARADA THAT THEY ARE TWINS AND THAT ME AND YOU ARE THERE REAL BIRTH PARENTS!?!"" " Okay fine but what if they ask Mitsuki to ask Orochimaru?" I ask. "Oh don't worry about that I'll just call him and ask him to go along with it. He own me one anyway." Stated Naruto. " Fine call him now so we can put this plan in motion." I said.

Naruto POV.
"Got it" I replied to Sasuke as I get my phone out to call his former sensei. The phone dialed once before he pick it up. " Naruto to what do I own the pleasure." " We need a favor to ask of you." " Well what is it than?" " Me, Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata are going to be messing with Boruto and Sarada for a few days ,so if they come by you to ask if they are really me and Sasuke biological children say yes." "Fine but can I misses with them too a little? It won't be anything dangerous, it'll still be along the lines of what you're doing." I thought about it for a minute before I agreed. I mean what's the worst that could happen right. I end the call and tell everyone that Orochimaru agree to the plan. The girls cheered and got up claiming that they  needed to get dinner ready. So that felt me and Sasuke to practice our little 'scene' before the kids got home.