Boruto: Ultimate Prank gone wrong

Phone call

N is Naruto
O is Orochimaru'

Previously:
N: hello Orochimaru
O: hello Naruto we might have a little bit of a situation....
N: what happened?
O: wellllll~~~....
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Naruto POV:
N: What the fuck happened Orochimaru!
O: Well before you kill me remember that you said I was allowed to have a little bit of fun, okay?
N: Okay..?
O: Okay so the children asked me if I could make to two blonde hair ones carry a child and give birth. So I said yes.
N: You what?! They are kids ! Are you out of your mind?!
O: Clam down Naruto~ but it gets better!
N: Oh geez... how?
O: I told Shikadai that Garra and Shikamaru are his 'real birth parents'.
N: Omfg I'm so screwed...
O: Have fun Naruto~~
N: Bye.
Call ended-

I'm so screwed... I feel like this is some how karma. How the hell am I going to explain to Garra, Shikamaru, and Temari... Well shit... I'm going to get beat up by Temari. Well I guess I'll just have to hope that I get to Shikamaru and Temari before Shikadai does. Easy right..?

Shikadai POV:
As the four of us enter the village all I can think about what Orochimaru said to me. I mean it sounds totally crazy but I'll still ask my dad about it. I'm sure that he was lying though...right?

——————time skip to the Nara household————

I drop Inojin at his house first then I walked to mine. As I enter in into my house I saw my dad sitting at the kitchen table doing paperwork like normal. Well I guess it's now or never. "Hey dad, can I ask you something?" I ask nervously. "Sure, what did you want to know?" My dad said in a lazy tone. Hear goes nothing... " Did you and uncle Garra ever have sex with each other?" I ask. " How did you find out?!? Who did you hear that from?!" My dad asked frantically. Oh my god... " So it is true then..." I say in a quiet voice. "I'm so sorry Shikadai... I wish you didn't have to know about that.... it was a mistake... and after Garra realize what we did he got rid of everything that remained him of that  night and the evidence too... it was a drunken mistake... I love you and your mom very much please believe me!  As soon as I heard all of this my world stopped. I could feel tears coming down my face, my lips trembling, and my breathing staggering. All I could think was,   ' I was just a drunk mistake' and that my own birth parent 'Garra' didn't want me... he just wanted to get rid of me... I need to get out of here now.  As soon as my head starts to clear I make a run for it.

                 ~time skip to the train station~

After running all the way to the train station I buy a ticket for Sunagakure. I need more answers. What's dad told me isn't enough. I need the full story.... I need to know why Garra didn't want me... Damn I'm gonna cry again. This is so fucked up on so many different levels... 'Well I guess it's off to the hidden sand village for me' as the train pulls out of the station.

Naruto POV:
As soon as I was about to call Shikamaru my phone ring a it was him. Well I guess that works. I pick up the call and I'm greeted with loud sobbing...
(N is Naruto and S is Shikamaru)
N: Hey Shikamaru what's wrong you sound like you're crying ?
S: ShIkAdaI RaN AWaY!!!
N: Oh my god why?
S: BeCAuse ShIkAdAi FouNd OuT ThAt me AnD GaRRa had sex....
N: (What I don't think I heard that least part right..) Hey can you repeat what you just said but calmer?
S: I said... Shikadai found out that me and Garra had sex...
N: Oh my god....
S: Yeah I told him that it was a mistake but then he just started to cry....(sniff sniff 😢)
N: YOU TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!!
S: Yeah... why are you getting so worked up about?
N: Because I just got off the phone with Orochimaru and he told me that he told Shikadai that you and Garra are his birth parents!!!!
S: What the actual fuck....oh fuck....Shikadai probably thinks that him is a mistake and that me and Garra didn't what him. But that's not true, he is me and Temari 's kid, and I love him with all my heart. Even if him was Garra's and I child I would still love him with all my heart.
N: That's great and all but that fact still remains that you just told your son he was a mistake. Is there anything else that you might have said to him to make him more upset?
S: Oh shit... I told that that Garra didn't want any reminders of that night so he got rid of everything that reminded him of it and all the evidence...
N: What the fuck... why would you say that to him?
S: I don't know it all just kind of came out....
N: Okay... Well that least we know where Shikadai is going. To the village hidden in the sand.
S: To ask Garra why he didn't want him...
N: Yeah...
S: We have to go the the Village Hidden in the Sand NOW!
N: Yeah let's go.
Call ended-
Wow... I didn't expect this to happen. This week just keeps getting worse and worse. But now me and Shikamaru have to go the Sunagakure to clear this mess up...

Garra POV:
I feel their is something big going on today. I wonder what it come be..? Nevermind I have far too much work to be worrying about that.

cliffhanger~

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