Deceit's Problem

Alone together

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Remus shouted, scaring the souls out of Deceit and Virgil. "Holy s-" "LANGUAGE VIRGIL!!!" Deceit yelled. "TODAY WE HAVE FUN!!!" Remus continued. Deceit smiled, "What do you guys want to eat for breakfast?" Remus did his 'I wanna eat things I shouldn't eat' face, "DEODORANT!!!" "NO!" Virgil and Deceit said simultaneously. "I'm going to eat some ice cream." He said. Virgil giggled a little, "Yeah, ice cream sounds nice." Remus huffed, "Last one in the kitchen cleans the dishes!" And with that Remus took off.

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"HEY!!! I WON FAIR AND SQUARE!!!" "YOU WERE BEHIND ME!!!" Deceit sighed, and thought to himself. 'Virgil and Remus are fighting like children. I was clearly the winner.' Deceit walked over to the fridge and grabbed three tubs of ice cream: one chocolate, one vanilla and one strawberry. He placed them all on the table and grabbed three spoons, and placed them on the lids so they could pick a flavour each. After that he made his way over to the sofa and sat down. Followed by Virgil and Remus.

Snuggled on the sofa in a fortress of pillows and blankets were one snek boi, one purple boi, one... Remus (AN: Need I say no more XD) and three empty tubs of ice cream discarded to the side. Currently the group of friends? No. Lovers? No. Lovers to be? That sounded about right, were watching Steven Universe after Remus had a hissy fit about wanting to watch a movie with... an interesting amount of violence and touching.

"Well... what shall we do now?" Virgil asked, gaining the attention of both Deceit and Remus. "JELLY BEAN CHALLENGE!!!" Remus yelled. Deceit spoke up, "Remus that is like the worst possible game we could play." Virgil looked over at him with a questionable look, "How so?" "REMUS LIKES ALL THE BAD FLAVOURS!!!" Deceit huffed. "You evil moustache man." Virgil talked Remus to the floor, a high pitched screech left Remus's lips. As did a giggle from Deceit's.

As soon as he did it, he blushed and put his hands on his face. "Awwwww." Virgil and Remus said together. "It's not that cute," Deceit replied, in his flushed state. Virgil and Remus then hugged him, making him turn into a tomato. "Get off me now." He asked politely. They didn't listen, they continued to snuggle up to him. Deceit smiled and said, "This is my no, no square." Virgil understood the reference and laughed. It took Remus like a whole minute before he laughed.

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"UNO!" Deceit placed down his second to last card. "REEEEEEEEE!!!" Remus grabbed the table and flipped it. "REMUS!!!" Deceit half screeched, half hissed. "What? I know you love me really." Deceit gasped, "W-what?" Virgil snickered. Deceit huffed, 'Flirting isn't really my forte, but Remus and Virgil aren't really subtle... <— (AN: Whoever spelt this word like this is getting slapped) ...at flirting.' Deceit thought to himself, as he placed all of the cards back into a deck.

"Whhhaaattttt are you doing Dee?" Remus questioned, poking the scaly side of his face. "Nothing much. Just packing away the cards. You know what happened last time we left the house in a mess." Remus gulped. Let's just say Logan was appalled by the mess and Patton was outraged by the language we were arguing with. "I guess you're right. But we've got another day tomorrow..." Deceit cut him off, "Nope." Remus pouted, then went off to find Virgil. Who had somehow vanished during Remus flipping the table to now.

That left Deceit alone with his thoughts. 'Just ask them you stupid, lying, freak...' Deceit accidentally brushed his arms against something sharp, causing him to snap out of his thinking. Blood... 'I'm screwed...' He walked over to the sink and opened the cupboard below. He grabbed a bandage and wrapped it around his arm, carefully so it wouldn't hurt. He closed the cupboard door, and made himself a glass of water. Deceit walked back into the living room to be greeted by Virgil and Remus.

"You could have told us you went to the kitchen Dee." Remus said, pouting once more. "Heh, sorry about that. I just wanted to get some water. And anyway you went of to get Virgil." He chuckled. Virgil face palmed, "Really Remus?" Remus just huffed and day back down on the sofa. "Hey, what's the time?" Deceit asked. Virgil pointed to the clock on the wall, "it's 11:06pm." Deceit has an idea. "Instead of sleeping in my room again, why don't we just sleep up here?" Remus's eyes lit up, "Ohh! I'll go get into my Pyjamas then!" And he took off up the stairs.

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Deceit, Remus and Virgil were all snuggled under a big, grey, fluffy blanket. With pillows and three friends/toys: Deceit's yellow, two headed snake, Virgil's black cat and Remus's green octopus. "Today has been fun. Thank you." Deceit mumbled, sleep taking a toll on the side. Deceit closed his eyes and began to drift off into a dreamless sleep, when Remus and Virgil whispered. "Goodnight Dee. Love you."

"I love you too..."

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