The sun was shining. The birds were singing. Everything was peaceful. Deceit turned over in his sleeping bag. 'That was one of the best night sleeps I have had in ages.' He swiftly slid out of his sleeping bag and saw Virgil asleep in his. He stretched his arms, placing them above his head. Deciding he wasn't going to get changed into everyday clothes, because he's lazy, he left Virgil sleeping and went in search of Remus.
Sleeping in the living room had its perks. The kitchen was next door and the TV was in the main room. Deceit strode towards the kitchen, a blanket wrapped around his shoulders and saw Remus. Remus was facing away from him, Deceit thought nothing of it at first, but when he said, "Good morning Remus." He didn't respond.
He yawned and placed a hand in Remus's shoulder. "You okay?" What Deceit wasn't expecting was for Remus to screech and run around the room. Deceit screamed, falling on his butt. He placed a hand on his chest, "Jeez..." Remus continued to run around the table. Virgil then burst through the door. "I HEARD A SCREAM!!! ARE YOU BOTH OKAY?!?!?" Virgil took one look at Deceit and one at Remus and said, "Is he... good?"
Deceit chuckled, "When is Remus ever good?" Remus stopped running around and yelled, "I HAVE HAD COFFEE!!!" Vigil face palmed, "No s*** Sherlock." Deceit gasped, "Virgil!" He giggled, "Swearing is natural Dee." Deceit pouted, but then, suddenly, PINEAPPLES!!! (AN/ I thought this was funny) Suddenly Remus petted Deceit as if he were a dog or cat. Obviously confusing Deceit. "Eh?"
Remus then said, "You my lady are male!" You could see the cogs turning in Deceit's brain. "Deceit.ex has stopped working." Virgil snickered. Virgil looked to his right, 'Just as I thought.' He walked over to the counter and picked up an empty mug of coffee and an empty glass of wine. "No wonder he's this hyper and random." Deceit said, standing behind Virgil.
Remus slipped out of the room and onto the sofa. Picking up his blanket, both Deceit and Virgil followed him. "Well, should we just watch a movie or something?" Virgil asked. Deceit nodded, "Yeah, then when Remus gets to annoying we can put some paracetamol in his drink. That way he won't have a headache when he wakes up." Virgil said, getting back into his sleeping bag. Deceit sweat dropped,
"Whatever you say babe."
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Deceit's Problem
FanfictionThomas has yet another problem, but this time he needs help from both Dark and Light Sides. He invites them over to help him work out his feelings for one of his friends. However, in the background no one seems to notice (or care) that Deceit has a...
