{On Hold}Devil lord ~long live evil~ Lucifer ff

✝Hooman✝

I was confused by his reaction. Did I do something wrong? I was confused and shocked. But then I started to think. He did his best to make me want him. He leaves me in plans and he thinks I'm going to jump on him. I just sat on the couch and continued watching the movie I still had time. But now that I think about it. I said that I am going to pick Omiliana up but the distance from the house, with her laziness and her luggage, will be very long.

Me: Shit, I have to go.

Lucifer: Hmm okay ...

This time I was pissed off I put on jeans and shoes. I leave the shirt and put it in a girls' style. I took my phone, but Luc didn't even look at me. His phone was more importantly so I got out slamming the door. I head for the elevator waiting for his arrival. Upon entering the elevator the door was on the verge of closing but one hand blocked the doors and opened it. The gentleman finally took his head off the phone but now mine was on the phone not preoccupying people in the elevator. Quickly the elevator fills up and the person was now two centimeters from my body, although our bodies already exceeded this limit it was still embarrassing. He took my phone and put it in his pocket. He put his hand on my waist and someone had the wonderful idea of ​​pushing him closer to me.

Me: Give me back my phone.

Lucifer: And why?

Me: Because it's not your problem.

Lucifer: You speak to me in a better tone, okay.

Me: And if I don't want to.

Lucifer: Don't think all these people keep me from humiliating a beauty like you.

Me: Leave me alone. Lucifer.

The elevator opens and everyone exits except the two of us stay in the elevator.

Lucifer: I like my first name to come out of your mouth.

Me: Well you're going to hate it soon.

Lucifer: I love it when you're angry. You are more beautiful in anger.

Me: Push your flattery in a corner. And push yourself too. The elevator is empty.

Lucifer: I do not obey orders, you will obey mine.

Me: And if I don't want to.

Lucifer: Tell yourself I'm going to torture you.

Me: We will see that.

Lucifer: You know there are cameras in the elevator. And behind this camera are security guards. I can rinse their eyes with you ... how to say ... Naked.

Me: You know you can try and when the guys and the girls because you know a girl has the same capacities of a man. Maybe better than a man. When I break your balls, these same security guys will have had their own pain and the girls will be laughing. The guys will forget their erotic dream because their only dream is to resign.

Lucifer: A very wild woman. I love it.

Me: You will say the same to your balls.

Lucifer: Wh ...

Not giving him more time to respond I kick him in the eggs making scrambled eggs.

Me: Now keep your distance.

Lucifer: But you have one of those characters.

He took a chance to tackle me on the wall. Everyone usually after having a kick on the egg I don't hear from them anymore. But it is tough this one.

Lucifer: You are a very feisty girl, very how to say ... hot. I like. But never hit daddy's eggs again.

Me: I never hit my father's eggs since he's at work.

Lucifer: Oh you know very well what kind of daddy I am talking about since you kept shouting his name in bed.

Me: Buckle up. And let go of me, can you? He lei ʻino ʻole ʻoe i hoʻonoho ʻia maʻu (You are a dark idiot I blindly laid down)

(I'm already going to say if there are people who speak Hawaiian or who understand don't comment. The translation changes to an old Hawaiian language I think. Well comment on those who know. Did I mess up with the translation? Or is it an ancient language-A / N)

Lucifer: Listen well I don't understand Hawaiian. So don't talk in Hawaiian. If you insult me ​​you insult me ​​in English not in another language.

Me: You have nothing to worry about. We will never see each other again believe me.

I didn't know what to say anymore. I was angry that he put his cell phone before me. I may not be his girlfriend. But I'm still his friend. But now I don't care, I have more important things to deal with.

Lucifer: Wait.

Me: What else?

Lucifer: How will you go back home?

Me: Are you worried now? I called an Uber. I can go home without you knowing where I live and it's a real pleasure.

I dial the number of Omiliana warning her that I am going to pick her up a bit earlier than expected. She was okay as long as I pulled her out of this hell like she said. A moment later the Uber called me and asked me where I was that he was already there. I exit is the only car I see it is a great sports car.

The guy got out of the car calling me by my first name. I was shocked by the appearance of Hooman as Hoomantv one of my favorite youtubers. He made pranks like shampoo pranks on the beach with strangers and most of them wanted to kill him after knowing who pour shampoo their heads by themselves. But after knowing that he was a youtuber they are surprised. Or the videos of gold digger kind of whore who loves money. (It's for the story don't be offended-A / N) They don't like the person when he comes like a normal person, they are married or in a couple but after she sees a sports car she jump on him. But not everyone is the same. And of course there is the Uber. That I'm participating now I should have recognized his voice.