Sander Sides Story Collection

Virgil's Drunk

It was a quiet night. Patton and Roman sat together in the common room of the Mindscape. Patton was busy gushing over how cute Logan was when Virgil stumbled into the room visably drunk.

"So..." Virgil began.
"Patton and Logan huh? I ship it." The dark facet continued.
"W-what?" Patton laughed nervously while a light pink blush crept across his cheeks.
"See Patton," Roman started.
"I'm not the only one." Roman chuckled to himself.

"Anyway, Virgil are you drunk?" Patton asked with a furrowed brow.
"Maybe." Virgil replied collapsing onto the couch smiling.
"Virge, what happened?" Roman asked.
"I may or may not have lost a bet with Remus." Virgil replied in a dazed like state.
"You what?!" Patton questioned. He would have asked more but Roman cut in saying, "What was the bet?"
"He said if I wall jumped and touched the chandelier, he'd give me $20. But I missed and had to down two bottles of vodka."

The two lighter sides said nothing for a while when Roman started laughing. Patton didn't feel like laughing though. Instead he angrily glared and the youngest side. Patton opened his mouth to scold Virgil when he broke into a violent coughing fit.

"Patton!" the two other sides rushed over to his side.
"What's wrong padre?" Roman asked as Patton calmed down.
"When I get too angry I get sick remember?" Patton replied.
"Are you alright now?" Roman replied in a calm voice with an undertone of concern.
"Yeah thanks ro." Patton replied.

The happy side then turned his attention to Virgil who was sat playing with his hoodie strings.
"Now Virgil," the father figure began.
"Yeah?" Virgil replied.
"I'm not angry..." Patton continued.
"No don't say it!" Virgil pleaded. He knew what Patton was about to say and in his mental state, he didn't know what he would do after he did.
"I'm just disappointed." Patton finished while crossing his arms.

"Noooo!" Virgil shouted in a sad tone.
"I'll go if I'm disappointing." Virgil said before sinking out. Unfortunately due to Virgil's drunken state, he had no control where he would rise up.
Patton laughed as soon as Virgil left.
"See, I told you he had emotions!" he cheered.
"Damnit. I owe you 10 bucks." Roman sighed.

Virgil sank into the corner of the room and in his emotional state, he cried. Patton walked towards Virgil. "Aw! Come here." Patton cooed offering Virgil a hug. When he didn't accept the hug, Patton tried another method. "Hey Virge?" the dad character whispered. Virgil looked up with rears streaming down his face. "Remember this?" Patton asked as he held up a small, satanic Teddy bear. SIR STABBIGTON!" ((I know very creative)) Virgil shouted as he grabbed the stuffed animal. Before he knew it, he had fallen asleep in the corner hugging his plushie.

"Now that's cute." Patton gasped as he looked at his dark strange son. Roman blushed. "I guess you could say that." Roman mumbled half to himself.
Patton realised what was happening and tried to let Roman know. "Roman. Your 'sword'." whispered Patton adding air quotes aroung the last word. Roman blushed madly and sank out.

"You wanna go?!"
"Square up scrub!" Virgil said while sleeping.
"VIRGIL!" Patton screamed.
Vigil jerked awake. "Who were you fighting kiddo?" Patton asked sitting in front of the youngest facet.
"Deceit stole my ice cream." Virgil replied honestly. That was the one thing Virgil hated. When he was drunk he was really honest.

"You might want to sit down." Patton started.
"I am sat down." Virgil answered with a straight face.
"Anyway. Have you been feeling anything towards Roman lately?" Patton asked quietly.
"Yeah. I love him." Virgil answered with a goofy smile on his face.
"Virge are you still drunk?" the dad persona questioned.
"The dazed look that Patton received from Virgil was enough comfirmation that he was indeed drunk. Despite knowing that Virgil was drunk, Patton pressed further.

" So what do you like about Roman?" Patton asked while recording the conversation on his phone.
"Everything." Virgil replied.
"What type of relationship do you have with him?" Patton questioned.
"A nice one"
"Aw me and Logan have a nice one." it took the father figure a second to realise what he just said and it didn't take long before Virgil began to tease Patton.

"Yeah well you have a relationship with Roman." Patton retaliated after Virgil teased him.
"Really? YAY!" Virgil yelled in his drunken state. The anxious bean then yawned and fell asleep. Patton picked him up and lay him down on the sofa before turning in for the night.

((it's finally done! I hope you enjoyed this. If you people would like me to continue making these one shots then comment below. Bai 👌🏻))