Squad Stories

Chapter One.

*screams*

*passes out*

*screams in the middle of Sams Club*

*dies*

*gets confused*

*goes to therapist*

*Melony shows up*

*Melony screams and passes out because she wanted to copy our fashion*

*becomes uncomfortable in Melony's prescence.*

*Leaves Thearapy* 

*Hugs telephone pole*

*Bumps into one direction*

*Passes out*

*Screams*

*Wakes up*

*Dies*

*Harry pets Louis's nostrils.*

*Cannot wake up because dead*

*Dies for a year*

*Wakes up in 2015*

*Realizes Elenour is not real*

*Sings Russian folk tunes*'

*Become siemese twins and start singing act my age*

*Screams*

*Does Irish jig in front of therapy*

*Passes out*

*Falls over*

*Walks near pedestrian*

*Throws bowl of cream of chowder in face*

*Pedestrian starts ranting and giving life lessons*

*Wakes up and squirtle takes over the world*

*Turns into 2018*

*Screams*

*Passes out*

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