Squad Stories

Chapter Two.

*Falls backwards*

*Yodels Russian Folk Tunes*

*Drinks Hot cocoa*

*Spits it out*

*Drinks more*

*Chokes on mini marshmallows*

*Screams*

*Screams louder*

*Uses inhailer*

*Sighs*

*Passes out*

*Wakes back up*

*Is in a white room with seven doors*

*Looks around*

*Goes to door 1*

*Lightly yodels while walking around*

*Opens first door*

*Drinks plum juice that is in  thermos*

*Spits it out*

*Drinks again*

*Chokes on a chunk of plum that wasn't juiced*

*Chokes*

*Passes out*

*Uses inhailer*

*Sighs*

*Puts fez (squidward hat) while going into armidillo pose on floor and singd "Sweet Sweet Lemonade* by The Patty Stealers*

*Tries to take off squidward hat off but finds that it is stuck to head*

*Screams*

*Passes out*

*Wakes back up*

*Uses toilet plunger to take off hat but plunger sticks to hat*

*screams*

*passes out*

*Wakes back up*

*Ties string to plunger and then to chandelier to try to pull it off but ends up swinging from it*

*Screams*

*Passes  out*

*Wakes up*

*Then some chunks of plum slid out of squidward hat (fez) to make it loose but then squidward hat and disconnects and crashes to the floor and falls down.*

*Falls into second room*

*Screams*

*Passes out*

*Wakes up*

*Crawls around room and lays on back like a dead animal panting and looking around yodeling show tunes*

*Mountain goat enters and starts to yodel along with us*

*Mountain goat attacks*

*Screams*

*Passes out*

*Wakes up and realizes it was a coma the whole entire time*

*Screams*

THE END.

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