Squad Stories

chapter FOUR

   Now, this is a story all about how Bill this emo kid's world got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the emo of Quadalupe. In central Idaho I was born and raised. At the cemetary is where I spent most of my days (because im emo) Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool. When a couple of preschoolers were up to no good. They started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got sad because (well i'm emo) and my mommy got scared. SHE SAID YOUR MOVING WITH YOUR UNLCLE GRANDPA IN GUADALUPE. I had no expression day after day (because im emo). But she packed my suitcase and she sent me on my way. She patted me on the head and gave me a ticket. I put Of Mice and Men on and said "I might as well kick it." First class, bruh this is bad. Drinking sweet sweet lemonade out of a soda glass. Is this what the people of Quadalupe living like? Hmmmm im emo so this might be alright. But I hear they're chill, non emo and all that. Is this the type of place they would send an emo? I don't think so. I'll see when i get there. I hope theyre prepared for the emo of Quadalupe. Well, the plane landed and when I came out. There was a dude who looked like robebeoy standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to be non emo yet. I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I screamed for a mountain goat and when it came near , the collar said said emo and it had shaquanna in the corner. If anything I could say that this llama was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Guadalupe.' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the llama ' See you later kind sir' I looked at my shack. I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Emo of Guadalupe.

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