Squad Stories

Chapter 26

Hai im back i forgot about this account but enjoy this chapter and ill probably update some more cause i have nothing better to do with myself and its summer so how great i even have more free time. im half asleep right now so if i have any spelling errors ignore it because grammar wont get you to be as famous as whoopie goldberg thanks <3

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Lethlie and Paul: A strong bond.

Lethle went to the swimming hole on a cold wednesday because she loves exploring the deep arts of muskrat and swimmen holes. Since she had a degree in muskrat psycology, she went to the swimming whole and started to scan the area for any muskrat sightings. Lethlie looked all around on the muddy dirt until she found herself in the pond scum of the swimming hole.

"Yummy." Lethlie observed as she was trying to look at the trees for any nearby muskrats.

She looked for about a few more minutes until she crashed into another person. Lethlie does not like people very much because they usually scream and run away or throw fruits at her which she did not quite  understand. But this person did not scream, run away, or throw any objects at her so she decided to interact with the human being. She poked it.

"Hello." She sniffed and looked at a boy who was singing the hit single "Muskrat Love," By Two Dirty Muskrats, one of the most popular two man bands in the world at the moment.

"HELLO he poked back and smiled." It seemed nice.

"My nameth Lethlie..." She said as she started to splash and jump in the swimming hole.

"Im Paul." He said very excited.

Paul walked father into the swimmin hole until he couldnt stand and started to swim. 

"Come along yee doggy." Paul looked at Lethlie to join him in the yummy swimmen hole.

"I cant thwim." Lethlie said as she looked panicked. 

"Wut, Paul said in a not serious tone. Erreone I met knows how to this here swim. Its like riding a bike. You get on it, tip over, fall on yourself, forget to wear a helmet, crash onto the ground and get seriously injured. Its easy!" Paul said as he finished his story with a long sigh and started to fight with the water because he would get mad at it sometimes.

"That maketh me feel better," Lethlie assured Paul. She started to Paddle as she kept talking. "My dad ownth Lethlieth Poolth but I can't swim."

Right then Lethlie began to sink like a boat full of tartar sauce. It was a relief though, because there was a wooden board that was on the side of the swimming hole to grab onto just incase if a muskrat tries to take you under while swimming.

Lethlie grabbed onto the wooden board and hung on like a sloth as Paul quickly swam over.

"How bout we go find those muskrats?" Paul screamed and startled Lethlie.

"YETH YETH YETH YETH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lethlie screamed so loud she knocked herself under the water into the deep abyss of the dark lonely swimming hole by accident.

Paul dove in after her to go get her because Lethlie was a friend that her just met 5 minutes ago. He went into the abyss as he saw Lethlie in the armadillo position with a blank expression while muskrats were pokin at her blouse. They muskrats circled around her and started a ritual as they began to poke and squirm around her blouse.

 Paul tried to get in there but a porkbelly came across hit and knocked him to the other side of the abyss of the swimmin hole.

The porkbelly got suddenly enraged, charging at Paul as Paul took out his samurai porkbelly fighting skills and whipped them all out until he defeated the porkbelly and swam back to the muskrat action. Lethlie was still being poked at as they were still in the freezing cold abyss of the swimming hole. He charged in since he was still all pumped up from fighting the porkbelly and grabbed her and took her up to the shore. She coughed and hacked until he smacked her stomach and got all the water out of her system.

"Ur my lifesaver Paul." She said happily.

"I know." Paul responded.

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Just in case you were wondering: 

definition of muskrat:

a large semiaquatic North American rodent with a musky smell, valued for its fur.the fur of the muskrat.